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    You would think after doing this for 10 years my ears would be more mangled. Alas, they are healthy.

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    My submission to the contest:



    (I do plan on resubmitting with plenty of hardware if I get a low score. I know a girl who works at a piercing and tattoo shop who is very friendly.)

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    Quote Originally Posted by helmutlvx View Post
    My submission to the contest:



    (I do plan on resubmitting with plenty of hardware if I get a low score. I know a girl who works at a piercing and tattoo shop who is very friendly.)
    Now THAT is a fantastic ear.

    For scoring purposes, let's go to the map:



    Your helix, triangular fossa, and antihelix have a good even spacing, consistent coloring, and curvature. The lobule is appropriately sized as well.

    The concha looks like it could use a little work though. Have you considered the use of an eyeliner to help accentuate the cavernous depths?

    Score: 9.0 / 10.0

    (In the lead for the 'flawless' supporting membership! Sorry STB'A!)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Uncle Skippy View Post
    Now THAT is a fantastic ear.

    For scoring purposes, let's go to the map:



    Your helix, triangular fossa, and antihelix have a good even spacing, consistent coloring, and curvature. The lobule is appropriately sized as well.

    The concha looks like it could use a little work though. Have you considered the use of an eyeliner to help accentuate the cavernous depths?

    Score: 9.0 / 10.0

    (In the lead for the 'flawless' supporting membership! Sorry STB'A!)
    don't be sorry, that's an ear to go gay for.
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    So bad news I just realized I have the beginnings of cauliflower in my ear, doctor or try to drain it myself?

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    Quote Originally Posted by David Koresh Jr. View Post
    So bad news I just realized I have the beginnings of cauliflower in my ear, doctor or try to drain it myself?
    You forgot option "C": Post a picture of it and try to win!

    I hope you've had crazed deckhands thinking your ears were beef jerky (BONUS POINTS!)

    Or maybe a wild animal decided to use your ear as a nesting place (BONUS POINTS!)

    For a serious answer, you'll probably want to post in the basic technique forum (sorry about the cauli-ear).

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    Quote Originally Posted by Uncle Skippy View Post
    Now THAT is a fantastic ear.

    For scoring purposes, let's go to the map:



    Your helix, triangular fossa, and antihelix have a good even spacing, consistent coloring, and curvature. The lobule is appropriately sized as well.

    The concha looks like it could use a little work though. Have you considered the use of an eyeliner to help accentuate the cavernous depths?

    Score: 9.0 / 10.0

    (In the lead for the 'flawless' supporting membership! Sorry STB'A!)
    Huzzah! While I may be ugly, my ears are fantastic!

    And yes. I have considered eyeliner.

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    Here's my entry to the 'prettiest ear' competition. Notice the suave Siberian curves.






    Oh and yeah, I decided to bring my A-game on this one.
    So here, I glazed my ear with honey and poured some milk on it.


    This is basically ear porn now.

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    I'm drunk, so why not... Stay tuned for nudes.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Bubba_The_SHY View Post
    Oh and yeah, I decided to bring my A-game on this one.
    So here, I glazed my ear with honey and poured some milk on it.


    This is basically ear porn now.
    Now, the lobule leaves something to be desired and the tragus is a little undersized. Overall, the ear is a nice specimen. Your base score is 6.0 / 10.0 (nice!)

    BUT, the glistening layer of milk and honey really accentuates the cavernous depths. The use of condiments scores you 3.2 bonus points!

    Overall Score: 9.2 / 10.0

    In the lead for 'flawless' ear!

    (You need to step up your game helmutlvx!)

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