"Can You 'Ear Me Now?" Contest! Win a Supporting Membership!

**CoffeeFan** · Posted On: 7/08/2010 5:41pm

You would think after doing this for 10 years my ears would be more mangled. Alas, they are healthy.

**helmutlvx** · Posted On: 7/08/2010 9:12pm

My submission to the contest:

(I do plan on resubmitting with plenty of hardware if I get a low score. I know a girl who works at a piercing and tattoo shop who is very friendly.)

**Uncle Skippy** · Posted On: 7/09/2010 5:33pm

Originally Posted by helmutlvx

My submission to the contest:

(I do plan on resubmitting with plenty of hardware if I get a low score. I know a girl who works at a piercing and tattoo shop who is very friendly.)

Now THAT is a fantastic ear.

For scoring purposes, let's go to the map:

Your helix, triangular fossa, and antihelix have a good even spacing, consistent coloring, and curvature. The lobule is appropriately sized as well.

The concha looks like it could use a little work though. Have you considered the use of an eyeliner to help accentuate the cavernous depths?

Score: 9.0 / 10.0

(In the lead for the 'flawless' supporting membership! Sorry STB'A!)

**omoplatypus** · Posted On: 7/10/2010 12:21am

Originally Posted by Uncle Skippy

Now THAT is a fantastic ear.

For scoring purposes, let's go to the map:

Your helix, triangular fossa, and antihelix have a good even spacing, consistent coloring, and curvature. The lobule is appropriately sized as well.

The concha looks like it could use a little work though. Have you considered the use of an eyeliner to help accentuate the cavernous depths?

Score: 9.0 / 10.0

(In the lead for the 'flawless' supporting membership! Sorry STB'A!)

don't be sorry, that's an ear to go gay for.

**DKJr** · Posted On: 7/10/2010 12:46am

So bad news I just realized I have the beginnings of cauliflower in my ear, doctor or try to drain it myself?

**Uncle Skippy** · Posted On: 7/10/2010 1:02am

Originally Posted by David Koresh Jr.

So bad news I just realized I have the beginnings of cauliflower in my ear, doctor or try to drain it myself?

You forgot option "C": Post a picture of it and try to win!

I hope you've had crazed deckhands thinking your ears were beef jerky (BONUS POINTS!)

Or maybe a wild animal decided to use your ear as a nesting place (BONUS POINTS!)

For a serious answer, you'll probably want to post in the basic technique forum (sorry about the cauli-ear).

**helmutlvx** · Posted On: 7/10/2010 11:37am

Originally Posted by Uncle Skippy

Now THAT is a fantastic ear.

For scoring purposes, let's go to the map:

Your helix, triangular fossa, and antihelix have a good even spacing, consistent coloring, and curvature. The lobule is appropriately sized as well.

The concha looks like it could use a little work though. Have you considered the use of an eyeliner to help accentuate the cavernous depths?

Score: 9.0 / 10.0

(In the lead for the 'flawless' supporting membership! Sorry STB'A!)

Huzzah! While I may be ugly, my ears are fantastic!

And yes. I have considered eyeliner.

***Tranquil Suit*** · Posted On: 7/11/2010 4:27pm

Here's my entry to the 'prettiest ear' competition. Notice the suave Siberian curves.

Oh and yeah, I decided to bring my A-game on this one.
So here, I glazed my ear with honey and poured some milk on it.

This is basically ear porn now.

**Nefron** · Posted On: 7/11/2010 7:33pm

I'm drunk, so why not... Stay tuned for nudes.

**Uncle Skippy** · Posted On: 7/11/2010 7:43pm

Originally Posted by Bubba_The_SHY

Oh and yeah, I decided to bring my A-game on this one.
So here, I glazed my ear with honey and poured some milk on it.

This is basically ear porn now.

Now, the lobule leaves something to be desired and the tragus is a little undersized. Overall, the ear is a nice specimen. Your base score is 6.0 / 10.0 (nice!)

BUT, the glistening layer of milk and honey really accentuates the cavernous depths. The use of condiments scores you 3.2 bonus points!

Overall Score: 9.2 / 10.0

In the lead for 'flawless' ear!

(You need to step up your game helmutlvx!)