"Can You 'Ear Me Now?" Contest! Win a Supporting Membership!

**omoplatypus** · Posted On: 7/06/2010 11:37pm

like i said, you're a tough judge.

i can't wait to see what you have to say about some of the cauliears that the wrestlers are going to show.

**PizDoff** · Posted On: 7/07/2010 12:00am

OOOO!!! Fun contest! I want to win!

I don't know how this picture ended up on my phone, but I think my girlfriend took it. It is probably date Sept-Oct 2009 when I was last in training.

Mock if you dare, I need to cut my hair!

**Pandinha** · Posted On: 7/07/2010 1:24am

Originally Posted by PizDoff

OOOO!!! Fun contest! I want to win!

I don't know how this picture ended up on my phone, but I think my girlfriend took it. It is probably date Sept-Oct 2009 when I was last in training.

Mock if you dare, I need to cut my hair!

That's nasty J! I don't know how I got away from not getting my ears fucked up. I don't use ear guards, and I've taken many an elbow and punch to them.

I've got some normal looking ears.

**Kid Miracleman** · Posted On: 7/07/2010 1:27am

God, all these pics of barenaked ears are making me super wet.

**Uncle Skippy** · Posted On: 7/07/2010 1:36am

Originally Posted by PizDoff

OOOO!!! Fun contest! I want to win!

I don't know how this picture ended up on my phone, but I think my girlfriend took it. It is probably date Sept-Oct 2009 when I was last in training.

Mock if you dare, I need to cut my hair!

Obviously you are going for the 'mangled' award.

As such, the score is inversely proportional to the size of the ear hole remaining 'open'. If the cauliflower seals off your canal completely, that would be a 10.0. If you still have more than adequate hearing, that would be a 1.0.

The photo does not allow me to make an accurate measurement so I'll have to give you a 4.0/10.0 due to incomplete information.

You can resubmit another photo from another angle if you would like a revised score.

Bonus points in the 'mangled' score can be earned if one of the 'cauliflowers' resemble a celebrity, living or dead or a letter of the alphabet (letter 'O' excluded).

Provisional score: 4.0 / 10.0

**submessenger** · Posted On: 7/07/2010 6:09am

I'm totally not shaving my ears this week. Pic soon.

**Squerlli** · Posted On: 7/07/2010 7:42pm

What do I get?

**hungryjoe** · Posted On: 7/07/2010 8:01pm

Originally Posted by daddykata

I'm totally not shaving my ears this week. Pic soon.

ME TOO!

Until then, I can be reached at:

**helmutlvx** · Posted On: 7/07/2010 9:30pm

I think I'm going to enter this contest. But first I have a question.

If I put anywhere from 8 to 12 safety pins in my ear and a nail through my earlobe, would that count as mangled? Or would the hardware be in the flawless category?