"Can You 'Ear Me Now?" Contest! Win a Supporting Membership!

**Larry Peterson** · Posted On: 8/09/2010 12:10am

in reply to what? Nothing worthy of notice yet.

**Larry Peterson** · Posted On: 8/09/2010 12:15am

maybe I will continue looking here. Stumbling among the humor and real wicked threats or something. If one of you(pardon me-I'm trembling) what you want, I might or might not post something meaning full. So far, Nothing has.

**Uncle Skippy** · Posted On: 8/09/2010 12:49am

Originally Posted by Larry Peterson

maybe I will continue looking here. Stumbling among the humor and real wicked threats or something. If one of you(pardon me-I'm trembling) what you want, I might or might not post something meaning full. So far, Nothing has.

Post a picture of your ear.

It would be most satisfying. I would REALLY like to tickl... I mean see your ear.

We all would. It would be a great introduction! Everybody does it.

Ear pic please?

WTF are you posting in this thread for??

**illegalusername** · Posted On: 8/20/2010 4:47pm

Man likes his ear porn, nothing wrong with that

**strikistanian** · Posted On: 9/29/2010 10:50pm

Damn I wish I hadn't JUST seen this now. I know its too late, but I want to know what my ear would be rated. (I personally think that I could have won the mangled contest if I had entered on time.)

Left ear (the one I'd have entered)

It should be noted that I cannot fit earphones into this ear.

And for shits and giggles a pic of my right ear, which looks like Pop-Eye's arm...

**Uncle Skippy** · Posted On: 9/30/2010 12:17pm

Originally Posted by strikistanian

Damn I wish I hadn't JUST seen this now. I know its too late, but I want to know what my ear would be rated. (I personally think that I could have won the mangled contest if I had entered on time.)

Left ear (the one I'd have entered)

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It should be noted that I cannot fit earphones into this ear.

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And for shits and giggles a pic of my right ear, which looks like Pop-Eye's arm...

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I do believe that you would have given DK Jr. a run for his money. Although his had stitches and foreign objects attached to his body, yours are truly remarkable.

What I'd like to know is how you got it so FLAT! All of the peaks and valleys normally associated with cauliflower ear are not there. They have been replaced by what could only be described as a perfect helicopter landing pad. Please be careful when you are outdoors. Put some red flashing lights on that bad boy.

Popeye-arm-ear is unmatched as well.

Final score: 9.5 / 10.0

**strikistanian** · Posted On: 10/01/2010 4:23pm

Thank you for the high ratings! :D

As for why my ear is so flat, I really couldn't tell you. I drain it a lot, but there's always residual swelling that eventually becomes permenant. I feel like, eventually, the residual pockets of swelling came to outnumber the pockets of normalcy and everything just leveled out.