Posted On:7/07/2010 5:03pm
Crossposted from judoforum. Names have been changed to protect the puissant.
So someone I know and a black belt Judoka I also know where on a beach recently, when they came upon a nurse shark which was stranded and wounded in the shallows at a beach. It was thrashing about, unable to get out into the deeper water and digging itself deeper into the shallows. Both were afraid to go near it and there was noone nearby.
So black belt approaches the struggling creature, trepidatious but intending to grab its tail and saying an old sailor's prayer that his father had taught him...and just at that moment, the shark bridges off of its tail.
Sensing a coaching opportunity, both begin yelling encouragement at the shark as if it were attempting a pin escape. The shark started to make progress and soon enough was slowly swimming back out into the sea.
This is a true event. Picture forthcoming.
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Posted On:7/07/2010 5:30pm
How many handlebar mustaches were in attendance?
Posted On:7/07/2010 6:14pm
Style: ex-wrestler, Judo
Did said black belt yell "alakazam!" afterward? I think you are forgetting the part where the black belt drew a five point (I think five?) star on the sand and said a Satanist incantation to revive the shark. Sorry, but this story is WAY to out there.
Punch babies + punt kittens + hail cthulu
Posted On:7/07/2010 8:32pm
Style: On My Grind MMA
cool story bro
Originally Posted by Omega the Merciless
From the bottom of my heart I have to say **** you. Not just **** you in a point of rage and disgust but I direct the energy to you parents or who ever raised you. I reach back to the origin of the word **** in order draw from it's raw power. This **** you should pale in comparison to any other **** you that you've encountered in your life. By me saying **** you in this manner soembody that you know should become impregnated. So **** you and that chia pet you have living between your nose and your lip that you called a mustache. **** you.:new_all_c
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Posted On:7/07/2010 9:03pm
Are you sure the shark wasn't shrimping?
Posted On:7/07/2010 9:14pm
Style: Nothing - yet
The shark's understanding of the anti-grapple was lacking, IMO.
Posted On:7/07/2010 10:42pm
Lucky the shark didn't shoot for a single leg...serz.
Posted On:7/07/2010 10:54pm
Gladiators Academy Lafayette, LA Style: Judo, MMA, White Trash JJ
I have no fucking idea what he is talking about
Judo is only gentle for the guy on top.
Posted On:7/07/2010 11:54pm
Style: Hung Ga Kung Fu
So, does anyone upon reading/hearing this story actually think that there was some sort of bond between man and shark DUE TO JUDO TRAINING? Or, am I missing something, here?
I could easily not be getting "it" for whatever that means.
Posted On:7/08/2010 1:39am
Style: Western Boxing, Tai Chi
The shark didn't swim off because of the black belt's encouragement. Here's what really happened.
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