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    Problem: You assume middleweight means 'average' sized. The middleweights in the UFC are big guys. (Fyi: the smallest mw in the ufc is probably palhares)

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    I'm 5'7 and about 200 pounds at the moment, which is too short for my current weight class. They call me Circus Dwarf, cause I'm also speedy and agile like a little guy,

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    Quote Originally Posted by CoffeeFan View Post
    I'm 5'7 and about 200 pounds at the moment, which is too short for my current weight class. They call me Circus Dwarf, cause I'm also speedy and agile like a little guy,
    Do you trapeze?

    Because that would be AWESOME.

    You're swinging... you swing up to the platform, lock a triangle on the person standing there, pull them off, they tap and you drop them...

    Then, on your swing to the other platform, you throw your legs over the bar and turn upside down... you ankle pick the person on the other platform, pull them off, lock on a toe hold and drop them when they start screaming "TAP TAP TAP"...

    I would pay to see that.
    Last edited by Uncle Skippy; 6/29/2010 3:52pm at .

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    Quote Originally Posted by Uncle Skippy View Post
    Do you trapeze?

    Because that would be AWESOME.

    You're swinging... you swing up to the platform, lock a triangle on the person standing there, pull them off, they tap and you drop them...

    Then, on your swing to the other platform, you throw your legs over the bar and turn upside down... you ankle pick the person on the other platform, pull them off, lock on a told hold and drop them when they start screaming "TAP TAP TAP"...

    I would pay to see that.
    We shall call it Cirque de SAMBO.

    I need to call Dana White about getting this thing going.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CoffeeFan View Post
    We shall call it Cirque de SAMBO.

    I need to call Dana White about getting this thing going.
    Bah! Screw Dana!

    All the money is in reality shows.

    I'll call Bravo, A&E, TLC, and Fox.

    We'll pitch it that, during all of your submissions, you have to carry and sip from an Iced Latte. See? Branding opportunity. Starbucks, Seattle's Best, Starbucks, Folgers, Starbucks...

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    I'm big in Japan.

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    Nobody is taller than the last man standing. I don't feel short (5'7") when I'm on top!

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    I'm 5'8". Living in the 626 almost everyone is Asian or Mexican, so I fit in perfectly. When I started attending LBSU and discovered Black and White people....it was then I discovered I was short.

    Then I discovered Coffeefan and found that I'm not short, yet I'm still small........
    "The pedant is he who finds it impossible to read criticism of himself without immediately reaching for his pen and replying to the effect that the accusation is a gross insult to his person. He is, in effect, a man unable to laugh at himself."Sigmund Freud, The Ego and the Id.


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    I say I'm 5'12". My official height is something like 183.5cm, which I believe is about 0.5cm off 6ft. I'm closer to 6ft than I am to 5'11", so I say 5'12" when someone asks me for the old styley, then they say that is 6ft and I say, "where are we, America?"

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    I'm 5'10" and 210 pounds, that's pretty well average size of the majority of the guys around these parts.

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