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    RZA movie — Golden Phoenix

    Speaking of the RZA, he just released the trailer to his long-rumored feature film Wu Tang vs the Golden Pheonix. The rapper hopes that the film will prove to himself and Hollywood that he could be taken seriously as a director.

    YouTube- RZA's Wu-Tang Vs The Golden ¨Phoenix Movie Trailer


    Uh...better luck next time, the RZA.

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    Why the **** is RZA still using Shaw-Brothers era special effects?

    Retarded.

    Similar to the vast majority of WU Tang Clan members...you will only enjoy this movie is you smoke dust.

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    It's definitely an homage, similar to Grindhouse, but even many of the Shaw Bros movies looked better!

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    I mean, I SEE what he's doing there, but like you say, Grindhouse and Black Dynamite did it better.

    Side not:
    Rivington, start posting on Sociocide, damn you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Snake Plissken View Post
    Rivington, start posting on Sociocide, damn you.
    I already have a million places to talk about Obama and movies and my cock.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rivington View Post
    I already have a million places to talk about Obama and movies and my cock.
    You and Cullion (when he gets unbanned) would make for an entertaining read.
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    why ru robbing us of the delicious discussion of ur cox?


    I just noticed on the clip Eli Roth is an executive producer.....hmmm.

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    I have no words....As much of a Wu fan I had been. I would not watch it for free.......... I'm actually mad I saw the preview
    "Its not important to be strong, its just important not to be weak."

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    Idk, kinda looks like the ****, to me. I mean, in a college film project kind of way. Looked real enough (old SB style) that at first I thought they might be using old footage. And damn, is RZA that young? Looks young, man.

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    Dammit... i really dont wanna hate this but its not tongue in cheek enough for me.

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    I've been into Shaw Brothers stuff since I was little and I'm on the fence about this.

    At certain moments it looked almost EXACTLY like an old Shaw Brothers flick. Then I noticed the voice was in perfect synch with the mouth movements. My disappointment started there.

    Most of the backdrops are a big backyard probably behind the RZA's house. And why is he in his own movie, beyond fulfilling a boyhood fantasy? And what the hell is with the bad CG blood spurt at the end?

    However, I'd consider watching it to see some dude get a spear stab to the crotch.

    Ah, **** it. I'm gonna go watch Master of the Flying Guillotine again instead.

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