Advanced Ninjutsu LOLs

**baby_cart** · Posted On: 6/28/2010 10:16am

Originally Posted by Larus marinus

No.

YouTube- Kids' Self-Defense Attacks : Kids' Self-Defense: Ear Tear Attack
YouTube- Kids' Self-Defense Attacks : Kids' Self-Defense: Mouth Attack

I am just glad that those people are not in a third-world country like mine, where 5-7 year old streetkids bash each other up copying pacquiao' flurry and ippo makunouchi's 'dempsey roll.

no, i am not kidding. these kids wait outside fast-food outlets like pizza hut or jolibee(our version of mcdonald's) begging customers their leftover food and drink that they took 'to go'. punching each other is their pastime.

**Larus marinus** · Posted On: 6/28/2010 10:20am

Originally Posted by baby_cart

I am just glad that those people are not in a third-world country like mine, where 5-7 year old streetkids bash each other up copying pacquiao' flurry and ippo makunouchi's 'dempsey roll.

no, i am not kidding. these kids wait outside fast-food outlets like pizza hut or jolibee(our version of mcdonald's) begging customers their leftover food and drink that they took 'to go'. punching each other is their pastime.

Do they ever gang up on the grownups and take food by force?

How many 7-year-olds would it take to beat up a grown man, anyway?

**XXIV** · Posted On: 6/28/2010 10:22am

Originally Posted by Larus marinus

Do they ever gang up on the grownups and take food by force?

How many 7-year-olds would it take to beat up a grown man, anyway?

Haven't you ever seen Hostel?

**Larus marinus** · Posted On: 6/28/2010 10:25am

Originally Posted by XXIV

Haven't you ever seen Hostel?

I was thinking about Hostel. :XXsmoker:

**baby_cart** · Posted On: 6/28/2010 10:26am

Originally Posted by Larus marinus

Do they ever gang up on the grownups and take food by force?

How many 7-year-olds would it take to beat up a grown man, anyway?

nope, security guards keep them away from customers. if the carpark is big then there's a problem.

**helmutlvx** · Posted On: 6/28/2010 11:37am

Originally Posted by Larus marinus

No.

YouTube- Kids' Self-Defense Attacks : Kids' Self-Defense: Ear Tear Attack
YouTube- Kids' Self-Defense Attacks : Kids' Self-Defense: Mouth Attack

If this is Childrens' Self-Defense, why is the fat old lady attacking a little girl with fish hooking and ear gouge?

Shouldn't it be the other way around? Shouldn't Lebell be the attacker instead of that bitch? Why am I asking all kinds of obvious questions?

**Larus marinus** · Posted On: 6/28/2010 11:44am

Originally Posted by helmutlvx

If this is Childrens' Self-Defense, why is the fat old lady attacking a little girl with fish hooking and ear gouge?

Shouldn't it be the other way around? Shouldn't Lebell be the attacker instead of that bitch? Why am I asking all kinds of obvious questions?

The techniques are far too extreme to demonstrate on grown-ups. Simples.

**Sri Hanuman** · Posted On: 6/28/2010 11:49am

Now, correct me if I'm wrong, but wasn't the whole premise behind "ninjutsu" to remain unseen, undetected, and avoid direct confrontation? Seeing as how these kids are faced with a confrontation, it seems they failed in their primary goal.

And why are they going up close and hand to hand? What happened to all that ninja blade throwing, smoke bombs, and knock-out gas?

Is ninja fail redundant?