Advanced Ninjutsu LOLs

**helmutlvx** · Posted On: 6/27/2010 5:12pm

Well, maybe one day if I lift weights and eat my Wheaties, I'll be tough enough to run up chain link fence.

And call myself grandmaster.

And get myself a bitchin dojo where every single wall is mirror.

And tell people with goatees what to do.

Man, that'd be the life.

**Arskanator** · Posted On: 6/27/2010 5:54pm

Originally Posted by Larus marinus

Hmmm. Would that work in the ring?
YouTube- How to Become a Mixed Martial Artist : How to Use Wall Running in a Fight in Mixed Martial Arts

Here's a picture of one of their MMA classes:

**Mr. Loobner** · Posted On: 6/27/2010 6:37pm

Pheonix Sensei's University of the Lost Legacy of teh D34dly~?
Why does the goatee guy's Gi read "Hap Ki Do" across the back?

And the bo staff vs. sai thing ~ is that like a Beverly Hills Ninja cult?
If you're going to make stuff up and post videos, it's much easier on the masses if the subjects of the videos are not 'masses' themselves. Wearing clothes so tight they look like they have been painted on doesn't help either. Deluding people on the internet does not seem to have any quality control.

**Larus marinus** · Posted On: 6/27/2010 6:47pm

Originally Posted by Arskanator

Here's a picture of one of their MMA classes:

Breezeblock represents opponent?

**Arskanator** · Posted On: 6/27/2010 7:39pm

Originally Posted by Larus marinus

Breezeblock represents opponent?

That'd be a kickass finisher.

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Mike Goldberg: Great striking from both fighters.

Joe Rogan: Cro cop has done a very solid job defending Lesnar's takedowns, but we're still in round two.

Mike: I'd say Mirko won last round with his strikes, not really damaging blows but they are scori...

Joe: And a left hooks fells Lesnar! Will he try to finish it?! No he's backing out. What the fu...

Mike: He jumps and... There it is! The 360 spinning stomp! And it's all over!

Joe: Whoa. Right on the button.

**omoplatypus** · Posted On: 6/27/2010 7:54pm

i wouldn't kick the big hipped ninjer chick out of bed.

and the horse stance asian girl? yeah, i'd toss her into my van....

**Uncle Skippy** · Posted On: 6/27/2010 8:05pm

Originally Posted by Arskanator

Here's a picture of one of their MMA classes:

Mixed Masonry Arts?

**Arskanator** · Posted On: 6/27/2010 9:27pm

Originally Posted by Uncle Skippy

Mixed Masonry Arts?

Most likely.

**helmutlvx** · Posted On: 6/27/2010 9:43pm

Originally Posted by Arskanator

Here's a picture of one of their MMA classes:

Why is there a guy wearing a wife beater and what appears to be boxer shorts in the background? (It almost looks like he's using a typewriter.)

**Mr. Loobner** · Posted On: 6/27/2010 10:38pm

Originally Posted by helmutlvx

Why is there a guy wearing a wife beater and what appears to be boxer shorts in the background? (It almost looks like he's using a typewriter.)

I saw that too.
It's almost like this 'Dojo' picture was taken in the back corner an office or something.
Maybe it's a picture of a masonic hazing in the back of the lodge.

Also, I wonder what happened to the ceiling tiles that once occupied those randomly-spaced openings in the ceiling grid (shinai tracks?). I think that may be against building codes for business occupancy in the States - I know it's a no-go for hospitals.