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    Quote Originally Posted by helmutlvx View Post
    I'm watching a bunch of videos in the sambo series right now and all of them kick ass.

    But when I'm done, I don't plan on claiming to be a black belt in SAMBO and opening up a gym.
    This is why no-one will ever come on here to defend your humbleness/honour and proclaim you a True Martial Artist.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Larus marinus View Post
    This is why no-one will ever come on here to defend your humbleness/honour and proclaim you a True Martial Artist.
    I'm split on whether that's a compliment or not.

    I'm gonna go get my numchuks and make videos in the backyard.

    Jerks. My fat rolls look badass in my black gi. You're just JEALOUS.

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    Damn. That horse stance chick's freakin' hot.
    I'd mount her horse stance any day. If you know what I mean.

    About that neck break:
    markvehs
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    this is for real..one time my girlfriend got mad at me and broke my neck and i died

    Lmfao

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    Quote Originally Posted by helmutlvx View Post
    I'm split on whether that's a compliment or not.

    I'm gonna go get my numchuks and make videos in the backyard.

    Jerks. My fat rolls look badass in my black gi. You're just JEALOUS.
    That's more like it!

    As a matter of interest, is your shed big enough to get some guys round to practice the anti-grapple you just found in the Tai Chi forms you saw on YouTube?

    Quote Originally Posted by iopyud View Post
    Damn. That horse stance chick's freakin' hot.
    I'd mount her horse stance any day. If you know what I mean.
    I dunno, she only looks about 90lbs. Can't realistically see you getting her over the fences.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Larus marinus View Post
    That's more like it!

    As a matter of interest, is your shed big enough to get some guys round to practice the anti-grapple you just found in the Tai Chi forms you saw on YouTube?
    You bet your ****** grappling ass, I do!

    It includes eye gouging and lots of biting, wee!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Larus marinus View Post
    Yeah, there was a long thread that turned into 'worst MA techniques we could find on YouTube'...

    These two lasses were heavily mocked.

    YouTube- Women's Self Defense Strikes : Self Defense Neck Breaks
    YouTube- Self Defense Tips & Techniques for Women : How the Horse Stance Works in Women's Self Defense
    Oh dear lord I had almost forgotten these two clowns.

    This reminds me, here are some anti-grapple tips:

    YouTube- Ground Defense

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    Those two horse stance videos made me weep... they are the exact opposite of "helpful" and "educational."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kid Miracleman View Post
    Those two horse stance videos made me weep... they are the exact opposite of "helpful" and "educational."
    And yet the woman teaching them seems completely convinced of their effectiveness. If only there were some sort of web site dedicated to showing people like that what kinds of martial art training are really effective...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Arskanator View Post
    Oh dear lord I had almost forgotten these two clowns.

    This reminds me, here are some anti-grapple tips:

    YouTube- Ground Defense
    I didn't know that someone had turned the original series Star Trek fight scenes into an effective martial art!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kovacs View Post
    I didn't know that someone had turned the original series Star Trek fight scenes into an effective martial art!
    Propably because nobody has.

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