Advanced Ninjutsu LOLs

**Kung-Fu Joe** · Posted On: 6/26/2010 11:13am

YouTube suggested I watch this video. Now, I know crappy Booj vids are a dime a dozen, but something about the "Advanced Techniques" billing made me want to share:

YouTube- Advanced Ninjutsu Techniques : Blocking Techniques in Ninjutsu

I especially like that the kuzushi of the throw literally requires the thrown participant to just fall down. And also, that the final time he demonstrates, he executes an entirely different throw.

**Rock Ape** · Posted On: 6/26/2010 11:27am

Lulz..

"expert village"

**Evil Solvalou** · Posted On: 6/26/2010 11:30am

I like how on the still image before you hit play it looks like he's trying to grope her.

**Rock Ape** · Posted On: 6/26/2010 11:46am

Twice during the clip..

**Iainkelt** · Posted On: 6/26/2010 1:07pm

My favorite part is when he says "this is how it looks in real time"...and then proceeds at EXACTLY the same half rate speed as before...not to mention he does a completely different technique.

**xarjihn** · Posted On: 6/26/2010 1:11pm

so is ninjitsu only good for attempted gropings of "unsuspecting" women? if so i should try in on my wife...

**helmutlvx** · Posted On: 6/26/2010 2:38pm

#1: LOL lunge punch.

#2: The entirety of martial arts how-to videos on Expert Village are lulz melted down into ingots and dipped in concentrated car crash.

#3: I do throws when I spar most of the time. But I don't try to grab my partner's tits.

Okay, maybe I do try to grab tits. Not my fault they're inviting to my hands.

**shelbydeth** · Posted On: 6/26/2010 5:21pm

I'm positive this video was posted before. Not that it has gotten any less facepalm inducing.

**Alucard619** · Posted On: 6/26/2010 5:23pm

I accidentally grabbed my instructor's breasts back when I was a green belt. She proceeded to break both my arms, crack three of my ribs, pluck out my left eye and bite my neck. As they carried me off to the ambulance she slipped me a note that said "Here's my number, loved training with you today."

Ok enough fantasy. I don't know which expert village videos are worse. These, or their Taekwondo videos.

**shelbydeth** · Posted On: 6/26/2010 5:37pm

The MA scale of Hilarity generally goes _ing _un - Ninjitsu - George Dillman/Yellow Bamboo. Taekwondo is only as funny when the practitioner believes they are the deadly.