Deadly eyepoke fails on da streetz

**chainpunch** · Posted On: 6/26/2010 10:17am

Originally Posted by maofas

Yeah, everyone knows it's Karate black belts that mullet-headed fatasses. Chunners are all 90 lb computer nerds.

If these people want to fit in they need to get the stereotypes right. But if in doubt you can bash Chun its the in thing (lemming) to do.

**helmutlvx** · Posted On: 6/26/2010 10:25am

Originally Posted by maofas

Yeah, everyone worth their salt knows fatass = Karate black belt. Chunners are all 90 lb computer nerds.

This is true! I wish a cop would have me half as much leeway. I haven't yet gotten a chance to test out the effect of short hair on cops yet (knock on wood), so maybe they will now...

I'll just leave this here.
YouTube- MauriceMoore.avi

**Shawarma** · Posted On: 6/26/2010 10:31am

Strange world it's become. Fat bloke picks fight with cop, at least two people stop to videotape it with their phones.

**maofas** · Posted On: 6/26/2010 10:39am

Originally Posted by chainpunch

If these people want to fit in they need to get the stereotypes right. But if in doubt you can bash Chun its the in thing (lemming) to do.

Don't worry, we can all bash ninjas, it's what keeps the site together really.

**chainpunch** · Posted On: 6/26/2010 10:46am

Originally Posted by maofas

Don't worry, we can all bash ninjas, it's what keeps the site together really.

Ahh right, I always forget about those sneaky bastards.

by the way why did you drop this here helmutlxyz:

YouTube- MauriceMoore.avi

did not your mom teach you to not leave your things lying around?

I dont know if its something to laugh or cry at or actual motivations stuff you look at.

**helmutlvx** · Posted On: 6/26/2010 10:51am

Originally Posted by chainpunch

Ahh right, I always forget about those sneaky bastards.

by the way why did you drop this here helmutlxyz:

YouTube- MauriceMoore.avi

did not your mom teach you to not leave your things lying around?

I dont know if its something to laugh or cry at or actual motivations stuff you look at.

I like to keep useless trinkets in my pockets.

Sometimes they fall out. Whoopsie.

**Mr. Loobner** · Posted On: 6/26/2010 11:05am

Originally Posted by maofas

Don't worry, we can all bash ninjas, it's what keeps the site together really.

Speaking of that, I wonder if Danbo gleaned any knowledge from a video showing teh d34dly eye poke as an epic fail in real life. ("Rageposter Level 10000" is still my favorite virtual lobotomy) :new_tomat

Then again, I suppose there are always excuses to defend a ninjer's assertions despite evidence to the contrary - not really a defense, just a destraction... internet metsubishi?