Deadly eyepoke fails on da streetz

**Rzero** · Posted On: 6/25/2010 5:37pm

I know its not chun. Perhaps next time Ill put a :) to make my attempt at humor a bit more succesful. Or at least a bit more text to prevent me from getting a warning (again).

And the location is Amsterdam. Malloot means idiot.

**mumbles** · Posted On: 6/26/2010 12:32am

Originally Posted by cam4276

Cam's tip of the day.

Don't **** around with the cops in Amsterdam.

Everyone thinks Amsterdam is "Anything Goes" but the cops deal with a lot of **** (especially from foreigners) and dont **** around.

I have to say dont **** around with Queensland cops either, actually just dont go near them unless you are some kind of big-wig or you will get pwnd. If that fat downs/chunner did that to one of QLDs finest im sure he would still be in traction.

At least they dont shoot as many guys as down in Victora

**Moenstah** · Posted On: 6/26/2010 6:19am

Originally Posted by Rzero

I know its not chun. Perhaps next time Ill put a :) to make my attempt at humor a bit more succesful. Or at least a bit more text to prevent me from getting a warning (again).

And the location is Amsterdam. Malloot means idiot.

Did you find another version/location of this video? Because it has already been taken down, dammit

Btw: Dutch police aren't issued any tasers, with the exception of the specialised arrest teams, IIRC

**Rzero** · Posted On: 6/26/2010 6:45am

Censored version: http://www.at5.nl/artikelen/43523/ma...t-gearresteerd

**Moenstah** · Posted On: 6/26/2010 7:26am

Originally Posted by cam4276

Cam's tip of the day.

Don't **** around with the cops in Amsterdam.

Everyone thinks Amsterdam is "Anything Goes" but the cops deal with a lot of **** (especially from foreigners) and dont **** around.

Well, actually, the cop was quite tolerant in my opinion

he clearly said 'if you cross it again, you're going to spend the night inside, am I clear?

Then the guy ignored, got pushed back again, and only later the **** started...

so the cop was giving lardass more slack than he deserved.

**cam4276** · Posted On: 6/26/2010 8:08am

Originally Posted by mumbles

I have to say dont **** around with Queensland cops either, actually just dont go near them unless you are some kind of big-wig or you will get pwnd. If that fat downs/chunner did that to one of QLDs finest im sure he would still be in traction.

At least they dont shoot as many guys as down in Victora

I grew up around Brisbane/Gold Coast and always found the cops to be pretty good actually. I even had a few mates who were cops. If you act like a prick, then they can get nasty but I have even had a few let me off for (very minor) stuff because i was so polite to them.

My daughter has just informed me that she is going to apply to join the Queensland Police Service when she leaves school and I am very proud of her.

**cam4276** · Posted On: 6/26/2010 8:09am

Originally Posted by Moenstah

Well, actually, the cop was quite tolerant in my opinion

he clearly said 'if you cross it again, you're going to spend the night inside, am I clear?

Then the guy ignored, got pushed back again, and only later the **** started...

so the cop was giving lardass more slack than he deserved.

I actually agree with you in this case. The cop gave the guy plenty of chances but he was determined to be arrested.

**chainpunch** · Posted On: 6/26/2010 9:31am

Originally Posted by Rzero

I know its not chun. Perhaps next time Ill put a :) to make my attempt at humor a bit more succesful. Or at least a bit more text to prevent me from getting a warning (again).

And the location is Amsterdam. Malloot means idiot.

Aww, who gave you a warning?

Yeah many people know most bashing here is humor but it is funny to see people take it as if you were serious.

**helmutlvx** · Posted On: 6/26/2010 9:46am

Originally Posted by xarjihn

where i can learn to defend myself against a motorcycle helmut's mad street fighting/ mugging skillz? that was wicked...

... and the lazy sumo slob wins!:blob8:

I take offense to that statement.

I'll have you know I NEVER use a motorcycle during my muggings.

**maofas** · Posted On: 6/26/2010 10:11am

Originally Posted by chainpunch

Aww, who gave you a warning?

Yeah many people know most bashing here is humor but it is funny to see people take it as if you were serious.

Yeah, everyone worth their salt knows fatass = Karate black belt. Chunners are all 90 lb computer nerds.

Originally Posted by cam4276

I actually agree with you in this case. The cop gave the guy plenty of chances but he was determined to be arrested.

This is true! I wish a cop would have me half as much leeway. I haven't yet gotten a chance to test out the effect of short hair on cops yet (knock on wood), so maybe they will now...