Posted On:2/24/2004 1:06am
Style: BJJ / Kyokushinkai Karate
Originally posted by Student
my personal favorite - because it has saved me in 9 out of 10 life or death encounters.
Fair Lady Working at the Shuttles.....
or was it Golden Cock Stands on One Leg???
What for a move is that? Sorry, I'm curious...
Posted On:2/24/2004 6:45am
Style: BJJ, MMA
Which one - both movements from the yang style tai chi form. I was just fucking around of course.
Lord Of the Rhymes
Posted On:2/24/2004 6:59am
Style: Pimpin/Tango-thanks Xango
Capoeira = Hey, Ma, look at me dance!
Tai Chi = Roshi sensei is gonna teach me the Kamehameha....
JKD = Well, i've been practicing my WAHHHHHHHHHHHHH (sorry, JKDchick! :-) )
Aikido = Young Padawan, the force, I mean Ki, is all around you...
BJJ = We are the dominatrix. We like to submit men.
Kyokushin = Not in the face!!!!
Wrestling = We like to go down with other men.
TKD = Well, If you could remain still while I triple whirlwind-kick you in the head...
SCARS = And there's this bitch Kungfools...
Kali/Arnis/Escrima = We love our woodys.
Wing Chun = It's spelled Ving Tsung!!! Prepare to DIE!!!!
Shaolin = By the peace of Buddah, I'll put my foot to your spleen! Buddah bless you!!!
Drunken Kung Fu = Party Animal
Don King-Jutsu = PimpJutsu
Ninjutsu = I am TEH DEADLY (thanks, Boyd! :-) )
These women can do back flips right over my head and still land on there feet .GRrrrrrrr!
THAT'S NOTHING, I USED TO KNOW SOME 12 YEAR-OLDS WHO COULD FIT INSIDE A SUITCASE AND STAY ALIVE FOR 7 OR WAS IT 6 HOURS
Posted On:2/24/2004 8:09am
All of these are lacking serious marketing potential... You need to look at video games for examples, like:
"Shiryou Hassei Kin - Death Double Reject Life Axe"
"Genma Hishou Keikou - Evil Phantom Soaring Minor Achievement"
"Ougi: Tajuu Genmu Ankei - Secret: Multiple Phantom Dream Dark Strength"
"Mouko Raijin Setsu - Fierce Tiger Lightning God Arm"
"Haou Shoukou Ken - Supreme King Flying Roaring Fist"
"Kouryuu Koukyaku Geri - Dragon Tamer Falling Leg Kick"
"Mekki Zan Kuuga - Demon-Destroying Slash Air Fang"
"100 Shiki: Oniyaki - Style 100: Demon Scorcher"
"Musasabi no Mai - Dance of the Giant Flying Squirrel"
"Chou Hissatsu Shinobi Bachi - Super Deadly Ninja Bees"
"Otsu Shiki: Choumon no Isshin -Strange Style: Painful Reproach"
"Sanrai no Fujin - Three Rattling Winds Battle Formation"
Posted On:2/24/2004 12:21pm
I wanna learn
Musasabi no Mai - Dance of the Giant Flying Squirrel
Posted On:2/24/2004 12:29pm
Fingers in nose = The Double Nook Bugger Hook
One knee up guard split = Colon Intruder
Sticking your finger in somebody's butt and then wiping it under their nose from the rear mount = Dirty Sanchez
Posted On:2/24/2004 12:30pm
Kick in the balls: The Thunder From Down Under.
How do Armbar 2.0
Posted On:2/24/2004 2:08pm
Style: MMA, Boxing
kick in the balls = The Vasectomy(tm)
The vast Universe!
The Way of Aiki to to become
The light of all mankind
Opening all the world
Posted On:2/24/2004 4:46pm
Hump = Happy Thunder God's spear
Posted On:2/24/2004 5:07pm
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