1% Shark is better than you.
Posted On:2/23/2004 1:33pm
North South = Brasilian Death Smother!
Posted On:2/23/2004 2:17pm
REAR NAKED CHOKE - "Anaconda wraps itself around the pillar"
Posted On:2/23/2004 2:28pm
Style: Shi Ja Quan
Originally posted by brandeissansoo
RNC = "Lion Killer"
I thought that was its name in BJJ - " mata leao" ?
Posted On:2/23/2004 2:29pm
Style: 10th Planet JJ
Osiris has the best ones so far.
You say what about my rice?
Posted On:2/23/2004 2:57pm
Thai Round kick= Oriental Bone Bludgeon!
Posted On:2/23/2004 3:00pm
Style: MMA, Boxing
running for your life = The Thoroughbred(tm)
getting beaten to a pulp = The Heavy Bag(tm)
getting punched in the face repeatedly = The Speed Bag(tm)
freezing during an adrenaline dump = The Hypnotist(tm)
giving them your money = The Vault(tm)
begging them not to kill you = The Ambassador(tm)
The vast Universe!
The Way of Aiki to to become
The light of all mankind
Opening all the world
Posted On:2/23/2004 3:01pm
headbutt = glasgow kiss
that's real by the way
knee on chest hold-down/ SWAT restraint!!!!
Posted On:2/23/2004 3:03pm
Push kick: The force field
Double leg takedown: "Anti punching/Anti striking"
Guillotine choke: Needs no change
Key lock: The celery
Spinning back fist: The trebuchet strike
Elbows: Velociraptor slashers
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are the artistic and the criminal,
because they alone, by questioning the society's values,
can force it to change."-Samuel R. Delany
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THIS IS GOING TO BE THE BEST NON-EUCLIDIAN SPLATTERJOUST EVER
It seems that the only people who support anarchy are faggots, who want their pathetic immoral lifestyle accepted by the mainstream society. It wont be so they try to create their own.-Oldman34, friend to all children
The mount: Brasilian Ass Press
The triangle: Crotch sniffer
The guard: The Navel humper
Posted On:2/23/2004 3:15pm
biting = The Jaws of Death(tm)
pissing in your pants = The Flood(tm)
trembling with fear = The Quake(tm)
sneaking out the back door of a bar to avoid the guy out front who's waiting to kick your ass = The Deceptocon(tm)
dailing 911 on your cell phone = The Air Strike(tm)
staying home because you're scared to go out = The Mole(tm)
taking taxis because you're scared of the subway = The Motorcade(tm)
moving to the suburbs because you're scared of the city = The Exodus(tm)
having someone from your school issue challenges to people on the web and then visiting their forum and explaining that you had nothing to do with it, all as a cheap scheme to gain publicity = The Bait And Switch(tm)
Last edited by garbanzo; 2/23/2004 3:35pm at .
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