Posted On:2/23/2004 12:23am
Well we already have the shredder and the mount is the dominator.
Let's reinvent our arts with more marketable names:
Back mount: Invisible position
Jab-cross: The shatterer
Shin kick: Katana slicer kick
The guard: Anti rape stance
Brazilian jiujitsu: Jungle-slum Onthestreetfighting
RNC: The death hold
Spinning kick: The wheel of doom
Feel free to add more or alternatives to mine
"The only important elements in any society
are the artistic and the criminal,
because they alone, by questioning the society's values,
can force it to change."-Samuel R. Delany
RENDERING GELATINOUS WINDMILL OF DICKS
THIS IS GOING TO BE THE BEST NON-EUCLIDIAN SPLATTERJOUST EVER
It seems that the only people who support anarchy are faggots, who want their pathetic immoral lifestyle accepted by the mainstream society. It wont be so they try to create their own.-Oldman34, friend to all children
Posted On:2/23/2004 12:28am
Style: jits with hits
You forgot the Supremely Devastating Mortal Arm Annihilator of Doom.
"I'm offering straight punch, kick while downed to the ribs or head, and of course- the german suplex...which is one suplex quickly followed by another." - Guerilla Fists
Matt Thornton explains "aliveness": http://www.bullshido.com/videos/sbg2.wmv
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Posted On:2/23/2004 12:29am
Scarf Hold The get to know you.
Finger in Ass The sweet surprise
Eye Gouge 3 stooges
lord of the glen
Posted On:2/23/2004 12:35am
Style: Kung Fu
triangle: the incredible car crusher of unbound hell fury!!11
CLICK THE ADDS ROMO!
This chapter will also show clips from a high-speed video in which Master Bristol conceals a Swiss Army Knife inside his buttocks. -from "The Magicians Code" by Hans Bristol
Posted On:2/23/2004 3:13am
RNC = "Lion Killer"
Posted On:2/23/2004 3:14am
There's a throw called "Mountain storm"
Posted On:2/23/2004 3:19am
BUNYIP I DEMAND YOU CHANGE YOUR SIG
BJJ=SEX JOKES MAKE BABY JESUS CRY
Posted On:2/23/2004 3:22am
Posted On:2/23/2004 3:24am
"You know you've been doing too much BJJ when you catch yourself trying to pass your girlfriend's guard."
Posted On:2/23/2004 11:51am
So Cool And Rad Shiz - SCARS
I only broke his wrist but for some reason he is flying through the air - Aikido
What? Did anyone see that train? - Sucker Punch
He's trying to bite my crotch! - Football tackle
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