cartoon combat

**BackFistMonkey** · Posted On: 6/25/2010 12:41pm

Originally Posted by Alucard619

I received a katana as a birthday present a year ago. It's very nice only thing is it is unsharpened. Just out of curiosity how would I go about finding a way to have it sharpened?

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Are you truly stupid and ignorant enough to ask that question ?

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I can't neg you hard enough.

**Alucard619** · Posted On: 6/25/2010 12:50pm

Originally Posted by Backfistmonkey

Are you truly stupid and ignorant enough to ask that question ?

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I can't neg you hard enough.

How does that make me stupid and ignorant? My intent isn't to don a vigilante costume and go about hacking bamboo branches or body parts. I'm asking simply out of curiosity in that if I wanted it sharpened what I'd have to buy/do.

**BackFistMonkey** · Posted On: 6/25/2010 1:00pm

Originally Posted by Alucard619

How does that make me stupid and ignorant? My intent isn't to don a vigilante costume and go about hacking bamboo branches or body parts. I'm asking simply out of curiosity in that if I wanted it sharpened what I'd have to buy/do.

Do you know why it came to be in your possession not sharpened?

Do you know anything about the sword you were gifted?

Why do you want it sharp to begin with?

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I am assuming you know nothing because people who are aware of these things don't ask questions like how can I sharpen my dull sword (lol and not get arrested !@!!11!1! )

If you do have basic knowledge then you are trolling and should be treated the way you are acting, as if you are ignorant and are to stupid to breath.

**Rock Ape** · Posted On: 6/25/2010 1:21pm

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LOL Yeah that's about right.

**kelvis** · Posted On: 6/25/2010 3:37pm

It's to impress the chicks. Didn't you guys see The Bodyguard with Kevin Costner and Whitney Houston? How are you supposed to drop the silk over the sword and cut it, if it ain't sharp?
:5slick:

**Rock Ape** · Posted On: 6/25/2010 3:50pm

Originally Posted by kelvis

It's to impress the chicks. Didn't you guys see The Bodyguard with Kevin Costner and Whitney Houston? How are you supposed to drop the silk over the sword and cut it, if it ain't sharp?
:5slick:

Jap swords don't cut like that anyway.

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**kelvis** · Posted On: 6/25/2010 3:56pm

Actually I knew that. Not from experience unfortunately, but a TV show. I don't know, but it was a Mythbusters type of show, or maybe it was them; that asked that question about if that could actually happen, and it was an epic fail. I wish I could remember the program.

**xarjihn** · Posted On: 6/25/2010 5:02pm

Originally Posted by kelvis

It's to impress the chicks. Didn't you guys see The Bodyguard with Kevin Costner and Whitney Houston? How are you supposed to drop the silk over the sword and cut it, if it ain't sharp?
:5slick:

girl- oooh, a pretty sword thingy! that is SOO clike cewl n stuff...!

guy- yeah, i know. i'm wicked sick deadly with it. i'd show you but, you know, i promised the government i wouldn't use my-

girl- so, like, are we going shopping? ooh, puppies!

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**kelvis** · Posted On: 6/25/2010 5:07pm

That **** only works for Kevin Costner man. Who else can get away with playing Robin Hood with no British accent? Oh, did I just say he got away with it? I didn't really say that. Really.