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    Quote Originally Posted by wonko221 View Post
    well, i've only been raped 8 times, but each was by someone i know and trust.

    does this mean that i should be wary of strangers until i get my next two "surprise sex" events out of the way?
    if you managed to get been raped 8 times there's really nothing i9 could advice you that could be of any use.
    except...STOP BEING SUCH A COCKHUNGRY SLUT!


    did it work?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lebell View Post
    weird, i usually do exactly the opposite.
    i sip my beer, then i bang it on the bar so everyone can hear it and i kinda yell: OH I REALLY NEED A SMOKE, I THINK I'LL JUST LEAVE MY BEER HERE UNATTENDED...'

    then i get one of my cigaretters and walk out while saying: OH MY I SUE HOPE NOBODY WILL SLIP FREE DRUGS IN MY BEER WHILE IM GONE FOR FOUR MINUTES!

    free dope man!
    whats the matter with you?
    I split the difference. When I drink I totally get drunk, then wobble outside with my empty glass, and then after a few cigs I come back in and slip someone else a mickey

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    They were prob scared of you, cos you have rapists eyes! and were mentally undressing the males in the group.

    He never sucker punched you, it was an anti rape strike.

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    Quote Originally Posted by shaolin pimp View Post
    They were prob scared of you, cos you have rapists eyes! and were mentally undressing the males in the group.

    He never sucker punched you, it was an anti rape strike.
    i love to raep
    "Prison is for rapists, thieves and murderers. If you lock someone up for smoking a plant that makes them happy, you're the fucking criminal." - Joe Rogan

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lebell View Post
    if you managed to get been raped 8 times there's really nothing i9 could advice you that could be of any use.
    except...STOP BEING SUCH A COCKHUNGRY SLUT!


    did it work?
    you wanna join me for some ne waza and find out for yourself?

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    Quote Originally Posted by chaosexmachina View Post
    i love to rape men
    Ahh you disgust me LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by shaolin pimp View Post
    Ahh you disgust me LOL
    It's raep, not rape. Rape isn't funny.
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    You got jumped by a fucking moose didn't you? Fucking canadians... *face palm*

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    Quote Originally Posted by wonko221 View Post
    you wanna join me for some ne waza and find out for yourself?
    why the foreplay?
    we're both guys...
    *wink*

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    Quote Originally Posted by chaosexmachina View Post
    It's raep, not rape. Rape isn't funny.

    It is if your the victim.

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