I Challenge Chuck Hardin AKA Cy Q Faunce

**Matt Phillips** · Posted On: 6/20/2010 1:19am

Dear Chuck,

Yep that's right, this is a formal Gong Sau challenge. I'm sick of you; I think you're full of ****, I think you're lying your about martial arts experience, and I aim to put that to the test in the ring. You're an internet nerd with no interest in the martial arts. What the **** are you even doing here? You do nothing but pick web fights, alienate people and in general try to wreck what was once a great site. Well now you're called out. My contract at work ends the last day of august... any time after that I will fly to you and fight. Pick the date and I will make every effort to accommodate you. Maybe we can have the match at your gym. Where was that again? Seriously... what's the name of your gym?

I don't like you and I don't like the way things are going. It's time to take it to the ring. You may be fat and old, but honey so am I.

--Matt

P.S. Trying to snoop into my personal information, spam the board with my social security number, or run background checks on me will only get your sorry ass beat harder.

**Squerlli** · Posted On: 6/20/2010 1:31am

Lol his last name is Hardin.

**sambosteve** · Posted On: 6/20/2010 1:34am

I will corner you if you want..

**baby_cart** · Posted On: 6/20/2010 1:36am

ah, er history pls. for a caveman like me, I need to update on recent events.

**Matt Phillips** · Posted On: 6/20/2010 1:39am

Originally Posted by sambosteve

I will corner you if you want..

'That would be awesome Steve. If I come down to NYC can I train with some of your guys? Do you have anyone who is obese and better at C++ than Judo?

**Matt Phillips** · Posted On: 6/20/2010 1:42am

Originally Posted by baby_cart

ah, er history pls. for a caveman like me, I need to update on recent events.

History? He's a complete punk and a liar. He's been here for years and never made a single post about the martial arts. He's full of ****, and I want to find out exactly what flavor.

**HereBeADragon** · Posted On: 6/20/2010 1:44am

Wow this should be interesting. When will the Vegas odds be posted on this match? ;)

**Kid Miracleman** · Posted On: 6/20/2010 1:47am

Mr. War Wheel sir, exactly what prompted you to issue this challenge? I wasn't even aware that you had a beef with Cy... what was the straw that broke the camel's back?

**sambosteve** · Posted On: 6/20/2010 1:56am

Originally Posted by Matt Phillips

'That would be awesome Steve. If I come down to NYC can I train with some of your guys? Do you have anyone who is obese and better at C++ than Judo?

You are more than welcome to come to NYC. That would be great. I don't know much about Chuck's training background except his judo training? His height, weight, etc, I have no idea where Chuck is at. But, we do have some big boys at the club.

**Matt Phillips** · Posted On: 6/20/2010 1:57am

Originally Posted by Kid Miracleman

Mr. War Wheel sir, exactly what prompted you to issue this challenge? I wasn't even aware that you had a beef with Cy... what was the straw that broke the camel's back?

The straw that broke the Camel's back is that he is a fake and a liar.