What is the best martial art IN THE WILD!?!!

**DdlR** · Posted On: 6/18/2010 5:51pm

"Spinning tarzan jujitsu" FTW

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**Alucard619** · Posted On: 6/18/2010 5:52pm

**Mr. Machette** · Posted On: 6/18/2010 6:16pm

Originally Posted by Dargentus

Now on the d34dly Str33ts, we all know that chain punches and nerve strikes combined with traditional rising blocks are the best techniques used against the sr33t perils of heroin needles and lava.

What I want to know is what would be the ultimate martial art/technique IN THE WILD!??

My vote is Kyokushin. We have a long history of animal abuse thus the average practitioner should be well able to transfer his typical bear-and-bull fighting techniques into d34dly anti loin/squirrel weapons.

Any other suggestions?

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**MastaFighta** · Posted On: 6/18/2010 7:48pm

Flies and mosquitoes won't stand a chance against:

YouTube- Dustin Etan 1994

Or cats:

YouTube- Dustin Etan Dynamic Silat Style

**nnate** · Posted On: 6/19/2010 1:22am

Nobody's posted this yet?

YouTube- Man vs bear

You lazy assholes are missing the obvious jokes.

**hpr** · Posted On: 6/19/2010 1:33am

Rifle-fu.

**RaiderFunk** · Posted On: 6/19/2010 1:58am

ok...I will respond and take you seriously.

The most deadly personal Martial Art is a gun. Seriously....it's kind of silly to think that you are going to trash someone in a street fight. In real life people pick up chairs, knives and guns and their buddies jump in. If you want to defend yourself against the HIGHLY UNLIKELY event of someone messing with you...just walk or run away.

As far as my personal experience with Judo and Boxing I would say that they both have given me payoffs "in da streetz". But then you sit in a squad car all night. No art is the deadly and who wants to fight in da streetz anyway?