Kubotans!

[vigilus]

Hey my wife has something that looks like this- but it's rubber.
Wonder why?....

[judoist]

MANY years ago, at a NAAPMA certification for Cardio Karate people in Chicago, there was a huge storm that knocked out power in the Hotel. Real dark all over the place, and REALLY hot aerobics teachers....

...guess who had a mini mag light and was able to lead said ladies to their respective rooms.....

Nuff said on the subject?

Lemme guess, you lucky bastard...