So I saw the Karate Kid

**jspeedy** · Posted On: 6/14/2010 5:21pm

Originally Posted by Res Judicata

The real shame is that he spent good money to see this POS movie. My nieces wanted to see it so I took them. Mistake. Every crappy bullshido Kung Fu cliche added to poor acting and poor writing. It's worse than the original in every way.

Did they play "kung fu fighting"? I instantly hate any movie that plays that song.

**Styygens** · Posted On: 6/14/2010 6:17pm

Unless it was over the closing credits (I left as soon as Smith Jr. won the match. My daughter needed a potty break) there was no "Kung Fu Fighting."

However, they did include a snippet from "Back in Black" making this at least the second, but possibly the third, summer movie I've seen this year that included AC/DC.

Sadly, there was nothing equalling Bananarama either anyway in sight in the movie.

PS: OP, I don't believe you either. But you tell a mighty tale...

**madmonkey** · Posted On: 6/14/2010 6:49pm

Originally Posted by Alucard619

I'm an asshole for fending off some clown? Well then I guess every person on this site is an asshole since they no doubt have at some point in their life fended off an attacker. Even if it were unfortunately over a trivial matter. Trivial or not, I didn't want to fight nor did I try and antagonize the situation so that a fight would occur. I went about my business but I guess the guy had something else in mind.

EDIT: After some thought I just realized calling every person on this site an asshole may not actually be construed as an insult.......
Why did he end up kicking you?

No what makes you an asshole is that (assuming your story is true... which I don't as its way too clean cut in the telling) you then went on the internet to boast about how mad your skillz are and how they won you two girls. God it does sound like a seagal movie!

**helmutlvx** · Posted On: 6/14/2010 6:55pm

I invoke the holy rite of

PICS OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN.

**Mr. Machette** · Posted On: 6/14/2010 6:55pm

Alucard, how did you avoid being arrested for your fight?

Normal SOP at a place of business is to eject all participants and call the cops.

I'm going to have to call you out as a liar bud. Something reeks of BS in here, and I have n doubt it's your story.

(The lack of lava and aids needles gave it away...)

**ChickenBeakFist** · Posted On: 6/14/2010 7:17pm

**OiScout** · Posted On: 6/14/2010 7:21pm

Originally Posted by Ming Loyalist

i'm sure that the OP is going to show up to the next nyc throwdown and show us his amazing skills in person.

He could tell us what theater it was at and we could go reinact it. Then it'll be true!

**Styygens** · Posted On: 6/14/2010 7:44pm

Originally Posted by helmutlvx

I invoke the holy rite of

PICS OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN.

Nay.

Vids, or it didn't happen.

If I cared enough, I would ask for the name and address of this establishment. Then we could call and ask for some particulars.

I'm sure we would settle for the phone numbers of the two girls. Certainly we can find someone (*cough, Lebell, cough*) who'd love to chat them up on the phone to see if their stories matched. Sure, the girls might be in cahoots with the OP. But that would mean he knew two girls well enough to lie for him...