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    Quote Originally Posted by Uncle Skippy View Post
    Steven Seagal is an anagram for "Satan Eel Vegs"

    He is an evil, lazy eel.
    There was an episode of "Numbers" where "Sven Regal" a douchebag rich movie star gets diamonds stolen off his pony tail.

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    Skippy,
    nice.

    Rivington,
    Is that something Seagal said? There is a saying "if you encounter Buddha on your path to enlightenment, cut him down" or something like that. As in, 'if you are so caught up in being buddhist that is fucks up your ability to be enlightened then you should cut that **** out'.....is that what you mean?

    And yes, Seagal is a chode....and by that I mean the skin between your balls and your ass.

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    I've heard the expression "If you encounter [the buddha or god] kill him." For me the path to enlightenment is just that, a path. I don't know that Sidhartha actually meant that there is an end to such a path, though Budhist texts claim he did.

    Now if we were to turn this into a Christian expression, I suppose it would be fair to say, "If you encounter Jesus on the road to salvation, betray him, imprison him, convict him, torture him, crucify him, and impale him with a spear." Doesn't have the same ring to it.

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    God is dead.
    -Nietzsche

    Nietzsche is dead.
    -God

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    Man I love the Benny Hillifier.

    http://bennyhillifier.com/?id=nkskuSXqUD0

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    steven segal has Moobs for sure

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    Quote Originally Posted by Squerlli View Post
    xD Maybe, but it looses points for being offtopic.

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    A little unrelated but aikido for the most part sucks.

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    Exodia, you obviously haven't been here long. Stay in newbietown with your posting for the time being, just read the threads for two to three weeks, months or years until what you post is not something boring, played out and common knowledge. If this were any other day of the year I would be saying shut the **** up noob.

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