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    steven Seagal Says he's God, or sorta

    Usually Seagal is unintelligible and delusional it seems. This time however, it appears Seagal was just trying to give an interview and share his beliefs, mainly about Buddhism, and the journalist was trying to twist these words to make Seagal to appear arrogant.

    The journalist points out that many in the east see Steven Seagal as a reincarnation of a Lama, but Seagal points out that in buddhism everyone is understood to be divine in nature and thus we are all gods. The journalist then paraphrases by saying that Seagal said he's God.

    Seagal does then go on with some crazy stuff about being born clairvoyant, and secretly able to teach his fans though facial expressions. Then the interview ends with what sounds like Seagal summarizing part of the Bodhisatva vows, which is also shown without any context.

    I'm not a Steven Seagal fan, but hey, food for thought.

    YouTube- Steven Seagal claims he`s "God" - Controversial Interview

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    Everyone knows Chuck Norris is the real God.

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    You know what to do if you see the Buddha walking down the street, right?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rivington View Post
    You know what to do if you see the Buddha walking down the street, right?
    Shake his hand and thank him for all the good work he's done?

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    Just don't grab his wrist!

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    I can't wait for Steven Seagal to get "B-word" fat. His responses about Buddha will become instrinsically hilarious.

    (Watch this if you don't know what B-word fat is.)
    YouTube- Patton Oswalt on Fat People

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    God is love
    Love is blind
    Ray Charles is blind
    Therefore he is God
    Therefore God exists
    Therefore God is dead
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    You're a scrapper, I like that."-Ronin69

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    Quote Originally Posted by Emevas View Post
    God is love
    Love is blind
    Ray Charles is blind
    Therefore he is God
    Therefore God exists
    Therefore God is dead
    You just broke my mind.

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    ...and Jamie Fox is a false god. Emevas, you make sense, man.
    SEANBABY:
    "The seventh law of thermodynamics is that every time a fat person gets near a trapdoor, they fall in. Itís the closest thing we have to scientific proof of God."

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    Steven Seagal is an anagram for "Satan Eel Vegs"

    He is an evil, lazy eel.

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