I need some advice..:P

**Uglybugly** · Posted On: 6/14/2010 2:28am

I seriously didn't know that there was such a thing as standing strangles in judo. I am probably not gonna train any more judo though because I have moved to a new city and I want to try bjj.. but I bet a bjj instructor can teach me the same techniques.

thx man:)

**Alucard619** · Posted On: 6/14/2010 10:43am

http://pix.motivatedphotos.com/2009/...Chloroform.jpg

There you go.

**Nwp** · Posted On: 6/14/2010 5:07pm

Batman gas canister. I dont know where you get them but they appear to be very effective.

Knockout slap? As long as your opponent is lethargic and non-athletic you go!

Srsly. Boxing and Bjj. Good luck being gentle.

**SaintHamish** · Posted On: 6/15/2010 1:53am

Do American Kenpo, crosstrain in Tae Kwon Do and develop your base from Wing Chun.

Then forget everything they taught you and buy a gun.

**Lebell** · Posted On: 6/15/2010 7:03am

i'm going green and recycle an old post i made over a year ago, yet it is on topic:
i know a nice way to show off AND end that kinda crap once and for all.

' hey! you do ma's?'

' yes. why?'

' you any good?'

' im just amateur, nothing special.'

' show me a move!'

' okay, hold this cigarette in front of your face, ill throw a right hook, only snapping the cigarette clean in half.'

' wow...cool...okay im ready!'

BANG!

' ouch!!! you hiv me in vhe jaw...'

' sorry, i only been doing it for 6 months, hang on ill try it again...'

' zomg no! get avay vom me!'

**gregaquaman** · Posted On: 6/15/2010 7:07am

Originally Posted by Lebell

i'm going green and recycle an old post i made over a year ago, yet it is on topic:
i know a nice way to show off AND end that kinda crap once and for all.

' hey! you do ma's?'

' yes. why?'

' you any good?'

' im just amateur, nothing special.'

' show me a move!'

' okay, hold this cigarette in front of your face, ill throw a right hook, only snapping the cigarette clean in half.'

' wow...cool...okay im ready!'

BANG!

' ouch!!! you hiv me in vhe jaw...'

' sorry, i only been doing it for 6 months, hang on ill try it again...'

' zomg no! get avay vom me!'

Did you write the script for JCVD?

**Dargentus** · Posted On: 6/15/2010 7:11am

Originally Posted by Uglybugly

I want to be able to dispose of assholes that get's in my face.

I have an idea.

Don't talk to the assholes.

OR

DO Talk to the assholes. But live with them.Learn from them. Become one with their ways.

Reach deep down into your heart and find the asshole that is within all of us. It looks like you're halfway there already.

Then there will be peace between you and the assholes.

And the land will once more be safe...

**Lebell** · Posted On: 6/15/2010 7:13am

Originally Posted by gregaquaman

Did you write the script for JCVD?

jcvd=jean claude van damme?
nope.
why?

**Lebell** · Posted On: 6/15/2010 7:15am

Originally Posted by Dargentus

I have an idea.

Don't talk to the assholes.

OR

DO Talk to the assholes. But live with them.Learn from them. Become one with their ways.

Reach deep down into your heart and find the asshole that is within all of us. It looks like you're halfway there already.

Then there will be peace between you and the assholes.

And the land will once more be safe...

Thats usually pretty much my tactic in life.
I make sure im well adjusted to whatever subculture i find myself in.
There are some pretty interesting videos of me as a result of said tactics and i really dont want to discuss it.
no butthurt jokes plz.