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    I seriously didn't know that there was such a thing as standing strangles in judo. I am probably not gonna train any more judo though because I have moved to a new city and I want to try bjj.. but I bet a bjj instructor can teach me the same techniques.

    thx man:)

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    Batman gas canister. I dont know where you get them but they appear to be very effective.

    Knockout slap? As long as your opponent is lethargic and non-athletic you go!

    Srsly. Boxing and Bjj. Good luck being gentle.

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    Do American Kenpo, crosstrain in Tae Kwon Do and develop your base from Wing Chun.

    Then forget everything they taught you and buy a gun.

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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    i'm going green and recycle an old post i made over a year ago, yet it is on topic:
    i know a nice way to show off AND end that kinda crap once and for all.

    ' hey! you do ma's?'

    ' yes. why?'

    ' you any good?'

    ' im just amateur, nothing special.'

    ' show me a move!'

    ' okay, hold this cigarette in front of your face, ill throw a right hook, only snapping the cigarette clean in half.'

    ' wow...cool...okay im ready!'

    BANG!

    ' ouch!!! you hiv me in vhe jaw...'

    ' sorry, i only been doing it for 6 months, hang on ill try it again...'

    ' zomg no! get avay vom me!'

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lebell View Post
    i'm going green and recycle an old post i made over a year ago, yet it is on topic:
    i know a nice way to show off AND end that kinda crap once and for all.

    ' hey! you do ma's?'

    ' yes. why?'

    ' you any good?'

    ' im just amateur, nothing special.'

    ' show me a move!'

    ' okay, hold this cigarette in front of your face, ill throw a right hook, only snapping the cigarette clean in half.'

    ' wow...cool...okay im ready!'

    BANG!

    ' ouch!!! you hiv me in vhe jaw...'

    ' sorry, i only been doing it for 6 months, hang on ill try it again...'

    ' zomg no! get avay vom me!'

    Did you write the script for JCVD?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Uglybugly View Post
    I want to be able to dispose of assholes that get's in my face.
    I have an idea.

    Don't talk to the assholes.

    OR

    DO Talk to the assholes. But live with them.Learn from them. Become one with their ways.


    Reach deep down into your heart and find the asshole that is within all of us. It looks like you're halfway there already.

    Then there will be peace between you and the assholes.

    And the land will once more be safe...

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    Quote Originally Posted by gregaquaman View Post
    Did you write the script for JCVD?
    jcvd=jean claude van damme?
    nope.
    why?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dargentus View Post
    I have an idea.

    Don't talk to the assholes.

    OR

    DO Talk to the assholes. But live with them.Learn from them. Become one with their ways.


    Reach deep down into your heart and find the asshole that is within all of us. It looks like you're halfway there already.

    Then there will be peace between you and the assholes.

    And the land will once more be safe...
    Thats usually pretty much my tactic in life.
    I make sure im well adjusted to whatever subculture i find myself in.
    There are some pretty interesting videos of me as a result of said tactics and i really dont want to discuss it.
    no butthurt jokes plz.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lebell View Post
    jcvd=jean claude van damme?
    nope.
    why?
    that scene was pretty much in the movie.
    Somone must have ripped you off.
    Get royalties man!!!!
    YouTube- JCVD Cigarette Kick
    Last edited by gregaquaman; 6/15/2010 7:26am at .

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