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    Quote Originally Posted by maofas View Post
    You have Judo in your style field but you want some striking techniques for rendering someone unconscious without doing great harm to them? You've got it all backwards.
    good point there. I want to be able to dispose of assholes that get's in my face and I want to do it fast and without attention..

    @ you other guys.. LOL!

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    learn dim mak.

    you have to prepare yourself for this challenge though. 27 times a day, stick one thumb in your mouth and the other up your ass. count to 10 and switch for another count of 10.
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    yeah, normally i'd get a quote, but couldn't be bothered.

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    Quote Originally Posted by White Kimbo View Post
    learn dim mak.

    you have to prepare yourself for this challenge though. 27 times a day, stick one thumb in your mouth and the other up your ass. count to 10 and switch for another count of 10.
    I better clean my ass before then .D your training has one flaw though.. I can't count when I have a thumb in my mouth because I am not all that bright.

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    Fast and without attention? You definitely need to crosstrain ninjutsu then.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Uglybugly View Post
    I better clean my ass before then .D your training has one flaw though.. I can't count when I have a thumb in my mouth because I am not all that bright.
    tattoo 1 millimeter hashmarks on your penis. that will get you to 8, then you can just use your big toes for 9 and 10
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    yeah, normally i'd get a quote, but couldn't be bothered.

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    Quote Originally Posted by White Kimbo View Post
    tattoo 1 millimeter hashmarks on your penis. that will get you to 8, then you can just use your big toes for 9 and 10
    dude....... maybe he should just get an egg time......:israel7va omg can you believ this emote? im going to ask if it be removed. its damn offensive

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    Quote Originally Posted by maofas View Post
    Fast and without attention? You definitely need to crosstrain ninjutsu then.
    Ninjutsu won't help him during date rape season.

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    Quote Originally Posted by vaquero de las nalgas View Post
    Ninjutsu won't help him during date rape season.
    I disagree.

    It will help him to become a victim.

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    Quote Originally Posted by fights4peace View Post
    dude....... maybe he should just get an egg time......:israel7va omg can you believ this emote? im going to ask if it be removed. its damn offensive
    Offensive stays ffs! No seriously.. If you feel offended you loose and needs to get out of this forum.

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    Why the hell haven't you asked your Judo coach about standing strangles?

    They're not that hard, and it only takes a second or two to get em to the point where they just fall over when you let go - or they're light headed enough that it's easy to catch them with a throw.

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