"Groundfighting is an intimate act"

**Bahuyuddha** · Posted On: 6/11/2010 12:25am

The whole time he rambles in this video, he sounds like he's just making **** up as he goes. He keeps pausing after each statement like he's trying to find a way to back up the stuff he just said, then saying some more stuff, then pausing again, then reiterating it, then backtracking and going over it again, then making up some more stuff, ad nauseam. It's kind of tedious and I can't believe I listened to it all the way through.

**meat monkey** · Posted On: 6/11/2010 12:26am

[quote=battlefields;2387128]I've heard an argument, by someone trying to paint me as a closet homosexual for being a grappler and MMA fan, that went as such: "I have heaps of gay friends and they all think that MMA is awesome to watch because it is athletic men with hardly any clothes on ;)."
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Thats just silly. I mean, by that argument a lot of the Ancient Greek warriors would also have been ho-... oh, wait a minute...oh dear

**Bahuyuddha** · Posted On: 6/11/2010 12:27am

Originally Posted by helmutlvx

When you're rolling, there's less "****, I've got a semi. Is he gonna notice?" and more not thinking at all because you're grappling, goddamn it.

I thought that was why we wore athletic cups? :icon_eek:

**SaintHamish** · Posted On: 6/11/2010 12:34am

Originally Posted by Bahuyuddha

I thought that was why we wore athletic cups? :icon_eek:

I wear mine to prevent my testicles dropping out the side of my shorts....

**mumbles** · Posted On: 6/11/2010 1:01am

when i trane UFC i just put a peg on my foreskin, that way you dont even need to wear pants

**Uncle Skippy** · Posted On: 6/11/2010 1:28am

I never knew I was gay.

Thanks Freddie!

Now to tell my wife of 10 years...

***battlefields*** · Posted On: 6/11/2010 2:57am

When you say wife, do you mean husband?

**HereBeADragon** · Posted On: 6/11/2010 2:59am

Not that I am not enjoying all the very easy jokes that there are to be had at this ass clown but is it implied that he has students/deciples? Does that mean he is actually teaching this BS? If so doesn't he begin to warrant a MABS thread? Seems like he is already knee deep and upside down in BS as it is after all. Or is this guys more like a mountainous ninja larper type?

**CarlosJesena** · Posted On: 6/11/2010 3:06am

Originally Posted by nnate

Freddie's wife is hot though.

Sorry. Nope. Try again.

**Sinister-6000** · Posted On: 6/11/2010 8:29am

Originally Posted by Bahuyuddha

The whole time he rambles in this video, he sounds like he's just making **** up as he goes. He keeps pausing after each statement like he's trying to find a way to back up the stuff he just said, then saying some more stuff, then pausing again, then reiterating it, then backtracking and going over it again, then making up some more stuff, ad nauseam. It's kind of tedious and I can't believe I listened to it all the way through.

Exactly. None of the things he says either makes sense or has practical value to daily life. Its not spiritual or good advice for combat(don't grapple or you will get aids)......its just aaah, dont do that you might find out your gay!! Im just a little disturbed about how many people are buying into his guru charade.