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  1. helmutlvx is offline

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rath View Post
    On a side note though, I will be really happy if it does focus on Scorpion. I like the idea of all the powers being at least explainable through mock science.
    Yeah, including the move where he teleports. And breathes fire.
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    Quote Originally Posted by helmutlvx View Post
    Yeah, including the move where he teleports. And breathes fire.
    Teleports through a mock-science device and just has an arm mounted flame thrower.

    They could also just not have every move included. Regardless, this isn't even a trailer for a movie.
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    Sorry, I was half-serious, half-sarcastic. I would totally love to see a flamethrower or a firebreathing type move from Scorpion.

    Because if they make that movie, he's the only reason I'm gonna show up.
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    I won't lie. I've got wood from this.
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    They should definitely add Rain, in the form of a Genki Sudo-esque Japanese pro fighter who shows up to the secret underground tournament in a purple ninja costume to remind everyone of how ridiculous what they're doing really is.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheMightyMcClaw View Post
    They should definitely add Rain, in the form of a Genki Sudo-esque Japanese pro fighter who shows up to the secret underground tournament in a purple ninja costume to remind everyone of how ridiculous what they're doing really is.
    Why a Genki Sudo-esque Japanese pro fighter?

    Just cast Genki Sudo. Instant win, no matter what.

    Hell, you could cast Genki Sudo in a period drama about the industrial revolution and it would instantly be awesome. As long as he beats people up while acting like a robot.
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    Quote Originally Posted by nnate View Post
    Why a Genki Sudo-esque Japanese pro fighter?

    Just cast Genki Sudo. Instant win, no matter what.

    Hell, you could cast Genki Sudo in a period drama about the industrial revolution and it would instantly be awesome. As long as he beats people up while acting like a robot.
    That would be pretty sweet. **** firebreathing assasins, I'm all in for righteous spinning backfists and flying armbars.


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    That would be pretty sweet. **** firebreathing assasins, I'm all in for righteous spinning backfists and flying armbars.
    I picturing it right now. A group of 19th century evildoers are plotting nefarious deeds. Mutton Chops and Monocles abound. Certainly a villian is twilring a mustache.

    Then Genki Sudo smashes through a window. He would probably be wearing a top hat. A dramitc fight would ensue, involving sword canes and Genki Sudo backfisting the taste out of people's mouths.

    Sudo would be nearly defeated, as required by standard Hollywood plot formula. But at he last second, he would foil the villian ( I'm picture Sean Bean or Hugo Weaving*) with an elaborate stunt involving a steam powered weapon of mass destruction, a KFC bucket, and a llama. The fight would end with Sudo giant swinging someone into a heal hook.

    The scene would end with our hero jumping off the roof of the Kremlin to escape a fireball from an explosion. He would catch a ladder hanging from a waiting dirigible. This is an intentional homage to Jackie Chan's famous stunt. You know which one if you follow Jackie Chan's stuff.

    Oh yeah, at some point a werewolf would fire a minigun while fighting ninjas.

    The blimp would be piloted by Lucy Pinder in goggles. This is to satify my fetish for large breasted girls with British accents who ear flight goggles. Don't judge me, that's a pretty tame fetish for the internet. The dirigible would be a subtle artistic reference to her wonderful sweater puppies, justifying the cheesecake. She would have some clever dialogue to prove she's not just there for her looks.

    This movie would be too awesome to exist, so it will never happen.












    * I am using these people two actors because British people are evil. Not because i think they would be good for the actual role. Suck it UK bullies.**












    ** If you couldn't tell that was sarcasm, please get a checkup.
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    This movie would be too awesome to exist, so it will never happen.
    Careful there, you nearly broke the universe in that description.

    I'm hoping (for my sake) that Genki Sudo does this (inexplicably) without a shirt on.

    * I am using these people two actors because British people are evil. Not because i think they would be good for the actual role. Suck it UK bullies.**
    Thier accents mimick satan himself.


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    Quote Originally Posted by syberia View Post
    Careful there, you nearly broke the universe in that description.

    I'm hoping (for my sake) that Genki Sudo does this (inexplicably) without a shirt on.
    Shirtlessness can occur, but he has to wear a top hat. And suspenders.

    Because shirtlessness+suspenders+top hat is sure sign that **** just got real. Word.

    Thier accents mimick satan himself.
    It's all about playing to the opposite. That crisp, polite accent signals immanent peril. And fire and brimstone.

    I have a southern US accent, which fer some people conjures images of brutal dude on dude rape in the woods. I have no idea why.
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