10 degrees of ninja mastery - just send special tokens . . .

**NinjasRgay** · Posted On: 6/08/2010 6:34pm

The address he's listed on some directory sites is his parents house . . . well he can't reveal the location of his super secret ninja lair!

I wonder if a 10th degree gay ninja could give you a stealth bumming and you wouldn't even know it!?

**NinjasRgay** · Posted On: 6/08/2010 6:40pm

I wonder what kind of reaction you get if you tell someone: "I learned the secret art of the ninja from Dick VanDonk"

Probably: "Wasn't he the guy in Mary Poppins?"

**Styygens** · Posted On: 6/08/2010 7:01pm

You seem to have a lot of undirected rage regarding ninjas. Care to elaborate?

**devilboy7778** · Posted On: 6/08/2010 7:08pm

Originally Posted by Styygens

You seem to have a lot of undirected rage regarding ninjas. Care to elaborate?

He probably tried using it in a fight

**Styygens** · Posted On: 6/08/2010 7:50pm

It sounds more like one dated his sister -- or his mom...

**Dargentus** · Posted On: 6/08/2010 8:06pm

Originally Posted by Styygens

You seem to have a lot of undirected rage regarding ninjas. Care to elaborate?

He wasn't fat/short/puny/dumb/inbred enough to meet the superexhaustive entry requirements of their ultasecret Ninja Training School.

Just sour grapes, really.

**Sley** · Posted On: 6/08/2010 8:18pm

Originally Posted by Dargentus

He wasn't fat/short/puny/dumb/inbred enough to meet the superexhaustive entry requirements of their ultasecret Ninja Training School.

Just sour grapes, really.

Sorry, but You must be this retarded to ride.

**NinjasRgay** · Posted On: 6/08/2010 8:34pm

Originally Posted by Styygens

You seem to have a lot of undirected rage regarding ninjas. Care to elaborate?

Not really ninjas, just anyone that thinks they **** chi nuggets and should be worshipped when in fact they are just plain old **** and run a club for the sake of ego and money, taking noobs who don't know any better away from geniune clubs where they might actually learn something useful!!

man I need a refill on my valium prescription . . . or a ninja strung from the ceiling to use as a punchbag!

**NinjasRgay** · Posted On: 6/08/2010 8:40pm

No, I can't live a lie any more!

When I was a kid I got a kitten for my seventh birthday. The first time that kitten meowed a ninja appeared from nowhere and cut its head off and he didn't even care.

One day I will find him and avenge poor fluffy . . . .

**helmutlvx** · Posted On: 6/08/2010 9:30pm

Man, I wish I had enough money to buy a Ninjer Black Belt.

I could walk around with it on over my clothes and stroke women's legs with the ends and they'd be ninjered into bed with me.

That'd be so awesome.