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    The address he's listed on some directory sites is his parents house . . . well he can't reveal the location of his super secret ninja lair!

    I wonder if a 10th degree gay ninja could give you a stealth bumming and you wouldn't even know it!?

  2. #12

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    I wonder what kind of reaction you get if you tell someone: "I learned the secret art of the ninja from Dick VanDonk"

    Probably: "Wasn't he the guy in Mary Poppins?"

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    You seem to have a lot of undirected rage regarding ninjas. Care to elaborate?

  4. #14

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    Quote Originally Posted by Styygens View Post
    You seem to have a lot of undirected rage regarding ninjas. Care to elaborate?
    He probably tried using it in a fight

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    It sounds more like one dated his sister -- or his mom...

  6. #16

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    Quote Originally Posted by Styygens View Post
    You seem to have a lot of undirected rage regarding ninjas. Care to elaborate?
    He wasn't fat/short/puny/dumb/inbred enough to meet the superexhaustive entry requirements of their ultasecret Ninja Training School.

    Just sour grapes, really.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dargentus View Post
    He wasn't fat/short/puny/dumb/inbred enough to meet the superexhaustive entry requirements of their ultasecret Ninja Training School.

    Just sour grapes, really.


    Sorry, but You must be this retarded to ride.

  8. #18

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    Quote Originally Posted by Styygens View Post
    You seem to have a lot of undirected rage regarding ninjas. Care to elaborate?
    Not really ninjas, just anyone that thinks they **** chi nuggets and should be worshipped when in fact they are just plain old **** and run a club for the sake of ego and money, taking noobs who don't know any better away from geniune clubs where they might actually learn something useful!!

    man I need a refill on my valium prescription . . . or a ninja strung from the ceiling to use as a punchbag!

  9. #19

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    No, I can't live a lie any more!

    When I was a kid I got a kitten for my seventh birthday. The first time that kitten meowed a ninja appeared from nowhere and cut its head off and he didn't even care.

    One day I will find him and avenge poor fluffy . . . .

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    Man, I wish I had enough money to buy a Ninjer Black Belt.

    I could walk around with it on over my clothes and stroke women's legs with the ends and they'd be ninjered into bed with me.

    That'd be so awesome.

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