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    How have I not see Asia's instructional video before? That **** was hilarious.
    安氏八极拳学生

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    Quote Originally Posted by XXIV View Post
    **** you dickhead, he needs dual hookswords.
    Naw man, he needs the deadliest weapon ever crafted:


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    So far the takeaway is wear parachute pants, use your chi, and shout the name of the technique immediately prior to executing it ... can I use this too?

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    Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn supporting member
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    Quote Originally Posted by Craig Jenkins View Post
    So far the takeaway is wear parachute pants, use your chi, and shout the name of the technique immediately prior to executing it ... can I use this too?
    Yes this is free knowledge for everyone. We're taking a page from Choson DTG Karate and teaching freely with love.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Craig Jenkins View Post
    So far the takeaway is wear parachute pants, use your chi, and shout the name of the technique immediately prior to executing it ... can I use this too?
    You also have to stop the fight right before you're about to win and monologue about the ineffectiveness of your opponent

    I also 1-up Sword-chuks with:


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    Do poor Dan a favor and wash your neckbeard

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    Avoid striking at all costs; your route to victory lies in a few months bjj/judo + the fact ninjers are all 150 lbs and not into strength-training (or really fat).

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    Quote Originally Posted by Arskanator View Post
    Naw man, he needs the deadliest weapon ever crafted:

    Sir I see your sword chucks and raise you:


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    Cue video of Ashida Kim VS Sensei Broussard Lightsaber Duel.

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    Train your Big Country Belly-Smother technique.

    And again, wash your neckbeard.

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