Fighting advice for White Kimbo

[Ronin.74]

How have I not see Asia's instructional video before? That **** was hilarious.

[Arskanator]

**** you dickhead, he needs dual hookswords.

Naw man, he needs the deadliest weapon ever crafted:

[Craig Jenkins]

So far the takeaway is wear parachute pants, use your chi, and shout the name of the technique immediately prior to executing it ... can I use this too?

[XXIV]

So far the takeaway is wear parachute pants, use your chi, and shout the name of the technique immediately prior to executing it ... can I use this too?

Yes this is free knowledge for everyone. We're taking a page from Choson DTG Karate and teaching freely with love.

[helmutlvx]

So far the takeaway is wear parachute pants, use your chi, and shout the name of the technique immediately prior to executing it ... can I use this too?

You also have to stop the fight right before you're about to win and monologue about the ineffectiveness of your opponent

I also 1-up Sword-chuks with:

[Snake Plissken]

Do poor Dan a favor and wash your neckbeard

[maofas]

Avoid striking at all costs; your route to victory lies in a few months bjj/judo + the fact ninjers are all 150 lbs and not into strength-training (or really fat).

[SoylentNinja]

Naw man, he needs the deadliest weapon ever crafted:

Sir I see your sword chucks and raise you:

[XXIV]

Cue video of Ashida Kim VS Sensei Broussard Lightsaber Duel.

[Snake Plissken]

Train your Big Country Belly-Smother technique.

And again, wash your neckbeard.