No BS MMA & Martial Arts

**DKJr** · Posted On: 6/11/2010 5:25pm

JNP eats kittens, sleeps in a sarcophagus, and shits pure columbian heroin.

There's some facts for you.

***DerAuslander*** · Posted On: 6/11/2010 7:33pm

Originally Posted by phrost

administratively, we don't care if there's humor in member profiles over there, provided there's an equal amount of facts and genuine information.

did you see what they did to my member profile?!?

**7thSamurai** · Posted On: 6/11/2010 7:37pm

JNP has excellent taste in beer and doesn't argue with me when I say we should go to Opal Divine's (btw, we're way over due for a visit*).

*Also, let's work out something so you can come up and kill some pigs. We're being overrun.

**100xobm** · Posted On: 6/11/2010 8:33pm

Jnp's truculent facade fractured once and he +repped me.

True story

(this is turning into an Omega style nuthug)

**Nefron** · Posted On: 6/11/2010 8:35pm

Although Jnp gave me an infraction for sending a female to the kitchen in noobtown, he is a cool dude. The same kind of cool dude I would like to drink with and wrestle in the park.

**TEA** · Posted On: 6/13/2010 9:40pm

Originally Posted by 7thSamurai

*Also, let's work out something so you can come up and kill some pigs. We're being overrun.

Just say when.

**TEA** · Posted On: 6/13/2010 9:41pm

My Grandpa said that if you can't talk **** about someone, then they're not worth talking about. I have nothing to say about JNP.

**Nwp** · Posted On: 6/13/2010 10:54pm

Originally Posted by TEA

My Grandpa said that if you can't talk **** about someone, then they're not worth talking about. I have nothing to say about JNP.

Inadvertent nuthug. ^^^

Jnp and I have not lived in the same city since he went away to become a Marine many moons (and suns) ago. So I dont have too many stories of bravado outside of him "spartanizing" me, but I remember this one off hand:

True story.

When we were probably 18 and 16 we went to haz a cheezburger at Whataburger and two dudes were standing at the drive thru window talking to a girlfriend or whatever (cuz they apparently didnt order any food).
After a few seconds they looked up and Jnp gave them the "whats up, whats going on?" questioning gesticulation- and they give him some attitude. Mind you, they were both just teenagers as well, or maybe 20, but they werent young (as me), or small.

So he gets out and I dont have my shoes on so I scramble to do that (unworried of course, but getting going), and he asks them to just let us get our food sternly yet politely, and I hear some "blah blah" that apparently wasnt too friendly.

Before I put the first foot out the door Jnp has them both by the throat and he is telling them that they are leaving. As I came out of the truck one of them jumped back and proceeded to wisely move towards the road and the other grabbed Jnp's hand and acted like he could get away.

He found himself attached to Jnp's phalanges for another second, he must have been the one who responded impolitely.

I cant remember if he said anything else after John let him go but he stood there for a second like he hated to back down, then went ahead and moved on to join his friend -sans food which validates our assertion of "wtf are they standing in the drivethru for?", which is not how he addressed them.

Jnp was so nonchalant during the whole thing it was hilarious walking up seeing him holding them like a couple of dolls suspended in midair- it made up for the non event of an ending.

I dont think this is the only throat grabbing incident either!
REALLY??? Who the f grabs people by the throat and doesnt get thrown?

Jnp does.

No harm, no foul. Just a couple of burgers and strangle holds to go plz.