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    Quote Originally Posted by Nwp View Post
    He does consume books like most of us consume air. And he can build a mansion, including the electical and plumbing (maybe not the crown molding...but everything else.)- as an english major (when he was in school).

    Jnp- Moody Renaissance Man.
    Fixed.
    I am envious of his crown molding abilities and my lack of "xxP" username.

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    One time, Jnp told me we were going to go out to a bar. He drove me to an empty lot. I asked him what we were doing, and he said "waiting." Sure enough, a construction crew showed up and built the bar around us. Once Jnp and I finished drinking, we walked out and he set the bar on fire. Over the roar of the flames he said to me "You should always leave things the way you found them."
    "Emevas,
    You're a scrapper, I like that."-Ronin69

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    Martial arts history:

    1. Wrestled for five years in public school. Did well as a senior in high school going undefeated in the regular season (which is not really a big deal in Texas). Failed to compete at the state championships due to the no pass-no play rule. The worst part was, I failed Spanish because I skipped class too often, not because I had a failing grade, and that cost me my chance at the State tournament.

    Dumbass.

    2. After taking it for four months in 1999, I started training in Brazilian jiu-jitsu seriously in 2001 under William Vandry, a Carlos Machado black belt. I have trained under him ever since. I attained my current rank of purple belt in 2006.

    The last BJJ tournament I attended was in 2005. I am 5-3 in submission grappling tournament matches.


    Personal data:


    I am 41. 5'10" at 185 pounds. I am a carpenter and electrician by trade. I now work for a restoration company.

    I have been married for fourteen years. I served in the USMC from 1989 to 1995.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jnp View Post
    I am 41. 5'10" and 185 pounds of twisted steel and sex appeal.
    Fixed.
    Quote Originally Posted by Emevas View Post
    Downstreet on the flip-flop, timepants.

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    these commercials were inspired by jnp

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    JNP is a tough manly man on the outside and huge sci-fi nerd on the inside.

    That's why we love him

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    JNP was a major reason I started practicing BJJ and from there judo, wrestling and SAMBO. He is, what my friends back home would call, "a stand up guy" or "a solid dude". Much respect to the polymath, our own cauliflower-eared Erasmus, JNP.

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    I like to take this oppurtunity to thank Jnp for not finishing an armbar this one time at a Throwdown when he could have and possibly should have. Thank you kind sir for not taking my forearm home and adding it to the pile.

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    Suckass
    "To sin by silence when one should protest makes cowards out of men".

    ~Ella Wheeler

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    Administratively, we don't care if there's humor in member profiles over there, provided there's an equal amount of facts and genuine information.

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