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  1. kayman101 is offline

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     Style: bjj (blue) Judo (green)

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    Stupidest thing you ever tried in a fight

    This was a response I posted in the mega-thread, Stupid things you use to believe about MA. Thought there would be some interesting stories about failed 'deadly techniques' during street/training encounters. Here's mine:

    I bought Chris Clugston's Combat JKD tapes and thought they were the ****! There is a move called 'the dive' where you go on your belly and sweep the opponent's legs with the inside of your arm.
    One night at a bar, I unfortunately attempted this deadly technique and failed in the worst possible way. The opponent sat there shocked for a moment as I placed myself at the mercy of his right leg, then he kicked me in the chops hard enough to bruise my family tree. It was kind of like when Obi wan kanobi lowered his lightsaber to Darth Vader and met his maker. Moral of this story: The dive sucks ass.
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    4/11/2010 1:50am


     Style: Aiki Jujitsu, Kyokushin

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    My friend takes sort of the same approach at wrestling but when it doesn't work 300 pounds of sad falls down on him.
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    4/11/2010 2:12am


     Style: Hokutoryu Ju-jutsu

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    I once had a squabble with a mate of mine, where I tried to roundhouse him to the head. I missed, but I used the momentum, spinned around like a ballerina and did another roundhouse kick, which missed too. Then, the stupid TKD kid that I was back then, I spinned again and did a third kick. He caught my leg and punched me in the dick.

    Stupid TKD...
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    Posted On:
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    In my last MMA fight, I got punched in the head hard enough to think that a flying scissor from across the ring was a good idea.
    The fool thinks himself immortal,
    If he hold back from battle;
    But old age will grant him no truce,
    Even if spears spare him.
  5. kayman101 is offline

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    [
    table] He caught my leg and punched me in the dick.
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    That makes my experience seem trivial.
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    4/11/2010 2:53am


     Style: Hsing I, Bagua, Chi kung

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    I watched this guy that was probably borderline dwarf size try and kick me from waaaaay too far away. He lost his balance so I slapped the back of his head to further his progress towards the asphalt. His hair was a greasy, disgusting mess. For a minute I thought I was going to puke.
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     Style: JKD, BJJ

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    Jumping knee.
    Followed by examining the ceiling.
    Monkey Ninjas! Attack!
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     Style: Koryu Budo, Shooto

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    Going into the turtle....


    ...in a BJJ class.
  9. Arskanator is offline

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    Posted On:
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     Style: Hokutoryu Ju-jutsu

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    Quote Originally Posted by kayman101 View Post
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    That makes my experience seem trivial.
    Nothing that causes damage to the 'family tree' is trivial ;)
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    trying a headkick in a fight when I was in school.. I then realised that after years of shotokan karate I'd trained myself to miss, kiai and walk back to my starting point
    Last edited by MMAMickey; 4/11/2010 7:03am at .
    "The hero and the coward both feel the same thing, but the hero projects his fear onto his opponent while the coward runs. 'Fear'. It's the same thing, but it's what you do with it that matters". - Cus D'Amato
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