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  1. kelvis is offline

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    Posted On:
    6/06/2010 6:21am


     Style: TKD, BJJ

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    Fighting advice for White Kimbo

    To White Kimbo,
    I've heard some people offer you advice on the bulld00ky free thread, but the problem is that I have the real deal for you. Visual stimulation. You have to repeatedly watch the scenes from "Bloodsport" where Frank Dux learns how to serve tea blind folded. The reason is that it's my understanding that you are legally blind, and this can help you. If you learn to serve the tea, and during the Kumite, you cross your eyes while screaming in slo-mo, you can be more effective. Of course you really don't have the time to learn to do the ballet kicks, but you can make up for it with the Bullshido Monkey Kung Fu video that was just posted YouTube- Bullshido.net Presents Lord Asia's Martial Arts Instructional Video

    That video is the best instructional I have ever seen. There are also some good Chi No Contact videos on Youtube.
    Good luck WK, and remember: KAMEHAMEHA!!! (only after achieving Super Saiyan 3 for effectiveness)
    Note:
    I didn't want to corrupt the bulld00ky free thread with this sage advice, so I started this one :eusa_whis
  2. Strifes is offline

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    Posted On:
    6/06/2010 6:27am


     Style: CSW BJJ

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    The reason is that it's my understanding that you are legally blind, and this can help you. If you learn to serve the tea, and during the Kumite, you cross your eyes while screaming in slo-mo, you can be more effective.
    I thought it was because you can never trust a ninjer, and the second you show mercy they will throw blinding powder in your eyes?

    Yes Danbo, we know all your tricks.
  3. Uglybugly is offline

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    Posted On:
    6/06/2010 6:44am


     Style: judo

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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    I want to see some liver shoots. @Wk don't just put him in a headlock. please. work on your roundhouse. The purpose of this bout is not to win but to dish out some pain.
  4. Matt Phillips is online now
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    Posted On:
    6/06/2010 7:53am

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     Style: Submission Grappling

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    LMFAO at "Anti-Paladin" press. I love you Phrost you giant Nerd!
    Now darkness comes; you don't know if the whales are coming. - Royce Gracie


    KosherKickboxer has t3h r34l chi sao

    In De Janerio, in blackest night,
    Luta Livre flees the fight,
    Behold Maeda's sacred tights;
    Beware my power... Blue Lantern's light!
  5. XXIV is offline
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    Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn

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    Posted On:
    6/06/2010 8:04am

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     Style: Jits [2 Stripe White]

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    Yes.

    Kimbo my advice to you as an experienced (ie 3 months) fighter is to take up 52 Blocks and Modern Wushu or Adidas Wuji. You will dominate the competition! It's obvious.

    I also suggest adding "Making Van Damme" faces into your shadowboxing routine when you warm up. Work your combos - Jab - Cross - Duck & Weave - Van Damme HUAAGH! - Cross - Hook

    Perhaps even study under Yellow Bamboo masters to truly harness your inner Chi power and rupture Bowen's organs from 100 feet away (only if he screams at you and runs towards you menacingly).
  6. helmutlvx is offline

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    Posted On:
    6/06/2010 9:12am


     Style: In transition

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    You guys are all fucking idiots.

    He needs to learn two-handed broadsword techniques.
  7. Arskanator is offline

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    Posted On:
    6/06/2010 9:26am


     Style: Hokutoryu Ju-jutsu

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    He should open the fight with this:

    YouTube- Falcon Punch

    It'll obliterate all Dan's ninjer friends so they can't backstab WK after the fight.
  8. Tsukyomi is offline

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    Posted On:
    6/06/2010 9:57am


     Style: MMA

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    at first, I thought the op video was serious LOL!.
  9. Styygens is offline
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    Posted On:
    6/06/2010 10:02am


     Style: BBT/BJJ/CJKD

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  10. XXIV is offline
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    Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn

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    Posted On:
    6/06/2010 10:15am

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     Style: Jits [2 Stripe White]

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    Quote Originally Posted by helmutlvx View Post
    You guys are all fucking idiots.

    He needs to learn two-handed broadsword techniques.
    **** you dickhead, he needs dual hookswords.
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