Bullshido RPG - Text Version

[Dr. Sleepless]

Enter your name:
Jonathan Carlisle

Enter your age:
18

Pick a fighting style:
Aikido

You are JONATHAN CARLISLE, you are 18 years old and you do AIKIDO.

You wake up in your bed after a hard night of aikido. You feel your power surging through your veins, though it might just be the side effects of having drank your green tea before going to bed, you're not quite sure yet. What would you like to do?

1. Go take a shower
2. Stretch
3. Practice rolls
4. Go eat breakfast

[catfishaggie]

Enter your name:
Jonathan Carlisle

Enter your age:
18

Pick a fighting style:
Aikido

You are JONATHAN CARLISLE, you are 18 years old and you do AIKIDO.

You wake up in your bed after a hard night of aikido. You feel your power surging through your veins, though it might just be the side effects of having drank your green tea before going to bed, you're not quite sure yet. What would you like to do?

1. Go take a shower
2. Stretch
3. Practice rolls
4. Go eat breakfast

is there an option for jerking off?

[KO'd N DOA]

That would be 1. Shower.

[gregaquaman]

is there an option for jerking off?

I am sure he will train at some point.

[Dr. Sleepless]

That would be 1. Shower.

You strip off all of your clothes and you go into the adjacent room to shower. Last night was a doozy and you are still reeling from the events. You can't believe what happened and are even more surprised that you made it through.

You turn the shower on and step inside. The water beads roll down your back as the torrential shower sprays its cleansing concoction all over your young, taught, supple male body. You run your fingers through your hair as you wash away your filth.

You finish showering and admire your body in the mirror. Next week is the big test. You are pretty sure you will make it through.

What do you want to do?

1. Go back and change.
2. Eat breakfast.
3. Stretch.
4. Brush your teeth.
5. Take a poop.

[Vorpal]

Pooping after a shower is piss poor poop management. Number 2, stretch. Sting stretches while he's naked so it has to be the way to go.

[catfishaggie]

Pooping after a shower is piss poor poop management. Number 2, stretch. Sting stretches while he's naked so it has to be the way to go.

Not really, if your vent does not work good then you'll have to smell **** the whole time you are showering. If you do it after you shower you can get the **** out of there if it happens to be rank.

So I say #5

[Odacon]

I back the naked sting stretch.

[Dr. Sleepless]

Pooping after a shower is piss poor poop management. Number 2, stretch. Sting stretches while he's naked so it has to be the way to go.

You begin to stretch while naked in the shower. You can almost touch your toes and you're really proud of that fact. You stare your penis right in its face and it's fleshy one-eyed growth looks right back at you.

You are feeling strong and feeling good. You brush your teeth and head back to your room to change. You look at the pile of clothes on the ground and towards your closet what do you do?

1. Grab random clothes from pile on the floor.
2. Look through your closet.
3. Put on what you wore last night.
4. Look in the laundry room.

[catfishaggie]

Ok, I'm convinced. Naked sting stretches it is. I want to see how Sirc carries the story on anyway.