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October is Ving Tsun Blows Month!
This month we're swinging our Board of Knowledge at the back-end of an art created by a female, for feminine people everywhere. Nope, I'm not talking about Aikido Line Dancing this month we're chopping the wang off of Ving Tsun!
"But wait Mr. P", you ask, "It's only a tall tale that Ving Tsun was created by a badger?!" Boy howde, I reply, then why does it so strongly resemble the deer boxing done by little forest creatures in the woods when arguments over whether bears poop there get out of control and someone has to go down? Huh? Answer me that?
Ving Tsun is the style studied by hundreds of thousands of mentally challenged Bruce Lee fans. "Hurr, why they got to be mentally challenged" you drool out onto your tablet PC in response. Because, Bruce himself quit that silly Taiwan Townie style and then trash talked it in numerous TV interviews (especially the 'learning by forms' approach). It'd be like being a fan of Dale Earnhardt and so you run into walls or liking the comedy of Bill hicks so much you listen to Vanilla Ice.
So get your oversized pole out, put brasso on your butterfly knifes, and furiously mook your jong at this, the desperate housewife of Chinese martial arts. Trust me, the minute any halfway in-shape man comes around, she goes down.