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    October is Ving Tsun Blows Month!

    This month we're swinging our Board of Knowledge at the back-end of an art created by a female, for feminine people everywhere. Nope, I'm not talking about Aikido Line Dancing this month we're chopping the wang off of Ving Tsun!

    "But wait Mr. P", you ask, "It's only a tall tale that Ving Tsun was created by a badger?!" Boy howde, I reply, then why does it so strongly resemble the deer boxing done by little forest creatures in the woods when arguments over whether bears poop there get out of control and someone has to go down? Huh? Answer me that?

    Ving Tsun is the style studied by hundreds of thousands of mentally challenged Bruce Lee fans. "Hurr, why they got to be mentally challenged" you drool out onto your tablet PC in response. Because, Bruce himself quit that silly Taiwan Townie style and then trash talked it in numerous TV interviews (especially the 'learning by forms' approach). It'd be like being a fan of Dale Earnhardt and so you run into walls or liking the comedy of Bill hicks so much you listen to Vanilla Ice.

    So get your oversized pole out, put brasso on your butterfly knifes, and furiously mook your jong at this, the desperate housewife of Chinese martial arts. Trust me, the minute any halfway in-shape man comes around, she goes down.
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    "I feel naked I was so distracted by your penis"

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    Posted On:
    10/03/2007 5:58pm


     Style: Ving Tsun

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    Kiddie Black Belts Suck Month would have been so much cooler.

    P.S. What is up with the whole Bruce Lee thing? Everyone knows that...

    Jeet Kune Do = th3 5uXXors!!!!!!!

    And there is simply way too much faggotry in this video montage.
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  3. NJM is offline
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    Putting the "ow" back in "flowery technique"

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    10/03/2007 5:58pm


     Style: CMA, MT

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    Aww, come on. I was hoping for something new.
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    Posted On:
    10/03/2007 6:04pm

    supporting member
     Style: Taai Si Ji Kung Fu

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    After observing his behavior last month, I would not be surprised if Axelton has an aneurysm before the end of this month.
    Calm down, it's only ones and zeros.

    "Your calm and professional manner of response is really draining all the fun out of this. Can you reply more like Dr. Fagbot or something? Call me some names, mention some sand in my vagina or something of the sort. You can't expect me to come up with reasonable arguments man!" -- MaverickZ

    "Tom Kagan spins in his grave and the fucking guy isn't even dead yet." -- Snake Plissken

    My Bullshido fan club threads:
    Tom Kagan's a big hairy...
    Tom Kagan can lick my BALLS
    Tom Kagan teaches _ing __un and bigotry?
    Tom Kagan: Serious discussion here
    Lamokio asks the burning question is Tom Kagan a ***** or just cruising for some
    I'm Dave the gay Kickboxer from Manchester and I have the hots for Tom Kagan
    TOM KAGAN, OPEN ME, THE MKT ARE COMING FOR YOU ! ARE YOU MAN ENOUGH TO MEET ?
    ATTN TOM KAGAN
    World Dominator 'Kagan' in plot to lie about real Kung Fu and Martial Arts
    Tom Kagan just gave me my third negative rep in a day
    I am infatuated with Tom Kagan
    Tom Kagan is a fat balding white guy.
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    10/03/2007 6:18pm


     Style: San Shou, Kickboxing MMA

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    Awesome. LOl Wing Chun and this Ving Tsun... epic!
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    Posted On:
    10/03/2007 6:27pm

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    Why no Jeet Kune Do sucks month? Also, it's VIKING CHUN.
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    10/03/2007 6:34pm


     Style: Wing Chun, Hung Gar

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tom Kagan
    After observing his behavior last month, I would not be surprised if Axelton has an aneurysm before the end of this month.
    :seppuku: ...:coffee:
  8. Phrost is offline
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     Guy Who Pays the Bills and Gets the Death Threats Style: MMA (Retired)

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    Axleton does Wing Chun. He shouldn't be upset!
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    Join us... or die
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    Oh, I mook my jong, alright.

    I mook my jong furiously EVERY DAY.
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    Posted On:
    10/03/2007 6:52pm


     Style: CLF, Capoeira, etc.

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    What ever happened to Karate sucks month? What about Kuk Sool Won sucks month? How about Silat sucks month? JKD sucks months would've been interesting. Its like we've beat the horse to death and now we've reanimated it so that we can beat it some more.
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