October is Ving Tsun Blows Month!
This month we're swinging our Board of Knowledge at the back-end of an art created by a female, for feminine people everywhere. Nope, I'm not talking about Aikido Line Dancing this month we're chopping the wang off of Ving Tsun!
"But wait Mr. P", you ask, "It's only a tall tale that Ving Tsun was created by a badger?!" Boy howde, I reply, then why does it so strongly resemble the deer boxing done by little forest creatures in the woods when arguments over whether bears poop there get out of control and someone has to go down? Huh? Answer me that?
Ving Tsun is the style studied by hundreds of thousands of mentally challenged Bruce Lee fans. "Hurr, why they got to be mentally challenged" you drool out onto your tablet PC in response. Because, Bruce himself quit that silly Taiwan Townie style and then trash talked it in numerous TV interviews (especially the 'learning by forms' approach). It'd be like being a fan of Dale Earnhardt and so you run into walls or liking the comedy of Bill hicks so much you listen to Vanilla Ice.
So get your oversized pole out, put brasso on your butterfly knifes, and furiously mook your jong at this, the desperate housewife of Chinese martial arts. Trust me, the minute any halfway in-shape man comes around, she goes down.
Kiddie Black Belts Suck Month would have been so much cooler.
P.S. What is up with the whole Bruce Lee thing? Everyone knows that...
Jeet Kune Do = th3 5uXXors!!!!!!!
And there is simply way too much faggotry in this video montage.
Last edited by Dagon Akujin; 10/03/2007 6:04pm at .
Aww, come on. I was hoping for something new.
After observing his behavior last month, I would not be surprised if Axelton has an aneurysm before the end of this month.
Awesome. LOl Wing Chun and this Ving Tsun... epic!
Why no Jeet Kune Do sucks month? Also, it's VIKING CHUN.
Originally Posted by Tom Kagan
Axleton does Wing Chun. He shouldn't be upset!
Oh, I mook my jong, alright.
I mook my jong furiously EVERY DAY.
What ever happened to Karate sucks month? What about Kuk Sool Won sucks month? How about Silat sucks month? JKD sucks months would've been interesting. Its like we've beat the horse to death and now we've reanimated it so that we can beat it some more.
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