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    Quote Originally Posted by Kambei Shimada View Post
    Are we walking about stickfight here or you know...
    Shhsssshhhh.

    Don't speak, you'll ruin the moment.

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    That just too freaking epic.

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    Takamura would knock his ass flat.


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    this reminds me of something I saw on tv yesterday. there was this fat guy that wanted to wrestle a bear in a cage too impress some chick.. didn't work out :) the bear took a bite of the mans ass and it wasn't any impressive. I think the program was called Americas funniest home videos or something.

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    Seems an appropriate moment to whip this one out...
    (may not actually be true)

    http://www.darwinawards.com/personal...al2002-22.html

    Fritz climbed over the 7-foot fence and jumped into the enclosure. Despite urgent calls from the crowd, Fritz approached the bear in question. The 390-pound adult was quietly occupied with a ball, and unaware of the intruder. Amazingly, Fritz was able to take an unintrusive peek under the hood. Still perplexed, Fritz tried to determine the animal's gender experimentally by delivering a good, hard kick between its legs.
    Our friend Fuzzy turned out to be a male, and responded to the assult in a typical male bear fashion. He roared in pain, and charged towards Fritz, who attempted to defend himself with a hasty karate kick in the general direction of the bear while he ran for the fence. This brilliant defense tactic failed completely, and Fuzzy proceeded to occupy the next few minutes mauling Fritz "Bear Ball Buster" Dekker to death.

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    I think I kow where Frits got his idea.

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