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    Quote Originally Posted by shelbydeth View Post
    How about trying the rebel without a cause angle? Or dress gay. I know this guy here who if you saw you would be like "My god, he takes it in the butt doesn't he?", but chicks like him. He is straight too, just doesn't seem like it.
    No hang on, you don't get it.
    I really do not care wether i **** or not, or if im popular with girls.
    Usually if i go out im in bars that arent exactly known to be good pickup bars.
    The weird thing is no matter how boorish i am, or uninterested, usually i get a modest amount of attention/options with the wimminz.
    i think because im a dick.
    god knows its not cos of my looks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lebell View Post
    No hang on, you don't get it.
    I really do not care wether i **** or not, or if im popular with girls.
    Usually if i go out im in bars that arent exactly known to be good pickup bars.
    The weird thing is no matter how boorish i am, or uninterested, usually i get a modest amount of attention/options with the wimminz.
    i think because im a dick.
    god knows its not cos of my looks.
    I like your style Lebell. Also I'm the last guy to go to for pickup advice really. I'm not so much a dick as just a guy who can't tell if the girl is being nice or wants some. A girl could pull me into the bedroom naked and I'd be like "So...wanna trade Pokemon? I've got a lvl 50 Blastoise!"

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    Aniston can drag me into her room naked anytime.
    i'd give her a real effective workout.
    is she dating anyone at the moment?

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    Brad dumped her because her uterus is made of concrete.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hesperus View Post
    Brad dumped her because her uterus is made of concrete.

    What difference does that make? He doesn't want to make babies. He wants to get them from the pound.

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    yeah i wanted to adopt a little por kid to once so i would have someone to look after me when im old.
    they said thats not a good reason to adopt, and i also failed the parenting test, i could have sworn yu only feed a baby once every three days cos they're so small.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lebell View Post
    yeah i wanted to adopt a little por kid to once so i would have someone to look after me when im old.
    they said thats not a good reason to adopt, and i also failed the parenting test, i could have sworn yu only feed a baby once every three days cos they're so small.

    Probably also sent up a red flag when you wanted to adopt a six pack of fourteen year old girls.

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    At least, it did when I tried.

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    You need a wholesome looking girl with you to ease their suspicions. Talk about god lots, but don't come across as a crazy religious nut.

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    Quote Originally Posted by devil View Post
    What difference does that make? He doesn't want to make babies. He wants to get them from the pound.
    I like the part where he and Jolie made a baby themselves.

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