Jennifer Aniston and the "Budokon"

**Lebell** · Posted On: 5/27/2010 12:33pm

Originally Posted by shelbydeth

How about trying the rebel without a cause angle? Or dress gay. I know this guy here who if you saw you would be like "My god, he takes it in the butt doesn't he?", but chicks like him. He is straight too, just doesn't seem like it.

No hang on, you don't get it.
I really do not care wether i **** or not, or if im popular with girls.
Usually if i go out im in bars that arent exactly known to be good pickup bars.
The weird thing is no matter how boorish i am, or uninterested, usually i get a modest amount of attention/options with the wimminz.
i think because im a dick.
god knows its not cos of my looks.

**shelbydeth** · Posted On: 5/27/2010 12:43pm

Originally Posted by Lebell

No hang on, you don't get it.
I really do not care wether i **** or not, or if im popular with girls.
Usually if i go out im in bars that arent exactly known to be good pickup bars.
The weird thing is no matter how boorish i am, or uninterested, usually i get a modest amount of attention/options with the wimminz.
i think because im a dick.
god knows its not cos of my looks.

I like your style Lebell. Also I'm the last guy to go to for pickup advice really. I'm not so much a dick as just a guy who can't tell if the girl is being nice or wants some. A girl could pull me into the bedroom naked and I'd be like "So...wanna trade Pokemon? I've got a lvl 50 Blastoise!"

**Lebell** · Posted On: 5/27/2010 1:04pm

Aniston can drag me into her room naked anytime.
i'd give her a real effective workout.
is she dating anyone at the moment?

**Hesperus** · Posted On: 5/27/2010 2:28pm

Brad dumped her because her uterus is made of concrete.

**Devil** · Posted On: 5/27/2010 2:37pm

Originally Posted by Hesperus

Brad dumped her because her uterus is made of concrete.

What difference does that make? He doesn't want to make babies. He wants to get them from the pound.

**Lebell** · Posted On: 5/27/2010 2:54pm

yeah i wanted to adopt a little por kid to once so i would have someone to look after me when im old.
they said thats not a good reason to adopt, and i also failed the parenting test, i could have sworn yu only feed a baby once every three days cos they're so small.

**Devil** · Posted On: 5/27/2010 3:07pm

Originally Posted by Lebell

yeah i wanted to adopt a little por kid to once so i would have someone to look after me when im old.
they said thats not a good reason to adopt, and i also failed the parenting test, i could have sworn yu only feed a baby once every three days cos they're so small.

Probably also sent up a red flag when you wanted to adopt a six pack of fourteen year old girls.