Jennifer Aniston and the "Budokon"

**Lebell** · Posted On: 5/27/2010 9:00am

Originally Posted by devil

Dude, you have to improve your acting. Pretend you have feelings, act like you give a **** about her stupid life, etc. Then she'll go out of her way to please you. It's called game.

no, i tried, its just too much effort to come across like a nice guy.
last night was interesting too, i needed a drink bad and ive been a good boy all week studying hard and finishing my write up crap.
so i bought myself adrink, ended up in some bar til 5 in the morning (getting WAY too old for that) with the bartender and some 18 yr old chick who alwas flirts with me.
she just broke up etc etc.
did i end up in her bed coming over her awesome tits?
ofcourse not!
i screwed it up.
i accidentally told the girl that she was 18 and therefor by proxy would not be taken seriously by me.
if i just shutted y mouth and pretendedto care bout her opinion i'd have scored.
but i dont want it, i cant do it.
no patience whatsoever.
luckily i have a nice gf so its all good.

Lebell wins again.

**Devil** · Posted On: 5/27/2010 9:28am

Originally Posted by Lebell

no, i tried, its just too much effort to come across like a nice guy.
last night was interesting too, i needed a drink bad and ive been a good boy all week studying hard and finishing my write up crap.
so i bought myself adrink, ended up in some bar til 5 in the morning (getting WAY too old for that) with the bartender and some 18 yr old chick who alwas flirts with me.
she just broke up etc etc.
did i end up in her bed coming over her awesome tits?
ofcourse not!
i screwed it up.
i accidentally told the girl that she was 18 and therefor by proxy would not be taken seriously by me.
if i just shutted y mouth and pretendedto care bout her opinion i'd have scored.
but i dont want it, i cant do it.
no patience whatsoever.
luckily i have a nice gf so its all good.

Lebell wins again.

Not knowing when to shut up and smile will **** you up every time. That's a rookie mistake. I don't want to question your wisdom of the carnal ways, but you're making it difficult.

If you really have game, the evening could end with the 18 year old AND the girlfriend.

**twisted mind** · Posted On: 5/27/2010 9:33am

At what point did we lose the topic of Jennifer Anniston being HOT!!

**Sri Hanuman** · Posted On: 5/27/2010 9:52am

Jennifer Anniston 3 way.
Awwwright.

**Mneme** · Posted On: 5/27/2010 9:57am

"Science of mind and movement" and "the most intelligent training in the world". Serious, that guy is really "blowing his own horn".

**helmutlvx** · Posted On: 5/27/2010 9:57am

lulz

**twisted mind** · Posted On: 5/27/2010 10:03am

Originally Posted by Mneme

"Science of mind and movement" and "the most intelligent training in the world". Serious, that guy is really "blowing his own horn".

Exactly what supposedly makes that training so intelligent?

**Mneme** · Posted On: 5/27/2010 10:13am

Originally Posted by twisted mind

Exactly what supposedly makes that training so intelligent?

Because he said that it's science. Duh! Or seriously - not a fucking clue.

**Lebell** · Posted On: 5/27/2010 10:51am

Originally Posted by devil

Not knowing when to shut up and smile will **** you up every time. That's a rookie mistake. I don't want to question your wisdom of the carnal ways, but you're making it difficult.

If you really have game, the evening could end with the 18 year old AND the girlfriend.

if you must know: ive had threesomeS,(two chicks and moi) and it isnt what they make it out to be.
its just awkward and silly and very cramped.

i do not have a 'game' nor do i want one, im not occupying myself with it, im pretty much a fulltime asshole and weall know chicks dig assholes...until they find out its not a pose and im actually an....asshole.

**shelbydeth** · Posted On: 5/27/2010 12:15pm

Originally Posted by Lebell

if you must know: ive had threesomeS,(two chicks and moi) and it isnt what they make it out to be.
its just awkward and silly and very cramped.

i do not have a 'game' nor do i want one, im not occupying myself with it, im pretty much a fulltime asshole and weall know chicks dig assholes...until they find out its not a pose and im actually an....asshole.

How about trying the rebel without a cause angle? Or dress gay. I know this guy here who if you saw you would be like "My god, he takes it in the butt doesn't he?", but chicks like him. He is straight too, just doesn't seem like it.