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    Jennifer Anniston is what Sarah Jessica Parker wishes she was.
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    I forgot you are Dutch.
    I believe Lauren Jackson is generally appreciated for her looks as well as her less exciting than the men's but we play along because they're better than normal people basketball.

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    So you found the exception rather than the rule

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    i think Brad pitt dumped that aniston cos she's totally boring in bed.
    she prob wnt let a guy eat her ***** because its ' down there' where angelina can suck a tennisball through a gardenhose and could be made horny enough to go atm.

    i agree aniston is the better looking of te two but i also suspect she's boring in bed, thats why btrad left her.

    i got his number, shall i phone him and ask him?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lebell View Post
    i think Brad pitt dumped that aniston cos she's totally boring in bed.
    she prob wnt let a guy eat her ***** because its ' down there' where angelina can suck a tennisball through a gardenhose and could be made horny enough to go atm.

    i agree aniston is the better looking of te two but i also suspect she's boring in bed, thats why btrad left her.
    Oh, for ****'s sake...
    that's nothing a bottle of vintage Bordeaux wouldn't fix.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sri Hanuman View Post
    Oh, for ****'s sake...
    that's nothing a bottle of vintage Bordeaux wouldn't fix.
    i used have this chick, she was my squeeze and i was her boyfriend.
    awesome body, good tits, but she hadnt got a clue in the bed.
    when we'd hit it after going out it actually would be worse.
    too bad really, she had the body of a pornstar but no clue what to do with it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lebell View Post
    i used have this chick, she was my squeeze and i was her boyfriend.
    awesome body, good tits, but she hadnt got a clue in the bed.
    when we'd hit it after going out it actually would be worse.
    too bad really, she had the body of a pornstar but no clue what to do with it.
    Sounds like a coaching opportunity. You failed.

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    Sounds like a coaching opportunity. You failed.
    Seconded.
    Srsly, Lebell, I'm a little disappointed in you right now.
    I expected a lot more of fellow hardened hedonist.
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    Quote Originally Posted by devil View Post
    Sounds like a coaching opportunity. You failed.
    No it wasn't, trust me.
    The girl really had an awesome body, and a tight funhole.
    good tits and nice style as in dressing/hair style, think lara croft, same type hair too etc.
    so for me thats a wet dream, but its goddamn frustrating when a chick like that wants to connect and discuss whats going on in her life while you just want to ravage her like there's no tomorrow.

    shame really.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lebell View Post
    No it wasn't, trust me.
    The girl really had an awesome body, and a tight funhole.
    good tits and nice style as in dressing/hair style, think lara croft, same type hair too etc.
    so for me thats a wet dream, but its goddamn frustrating when a chick like that wants to connect and discuss whats going on in her life while you just want to ravage her like there's no tomorrow.

    shame really.
    Dude, you have to improve your acting. Pretend you have feelings, act like you give a **** about her stupid life, etc. Then she'll go out of her way to please you. It's called game.

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