Jennifer Aniston and the "Budokon"

**Sri Hanuman** · Posted On: 5/26/2010 2:03pm

Pah, I've been saying that for years.
Jennifer Anniston is what Sarah Jessica Parker wishes she was.

**Lampa** · Posted On: 5/26/2010 2:05pm

Originally Posted by Snake Plissken

Sorry.
I forgot you are Dutch.

I believe Lauren Jackson is generally appreciated for her looks as well as her less exciting than the men's but we play along because they're better than normal people basketball.

**Snake Plissken** · Posted On: 5/26/2010 2:07pm

So you found the exception rather than the rule

**Lebell** · Posted On: 5/27/2010 6:56am

i think Brad pitt dumped that aniston cos she's totally boring in bed.
she prob wnt let a guy eat her ***** because its ' down there' where angelina can suck a tennisball through a gardenhose and could be made horny enough to go atm.

i agree aniston is the better looking of te two but i also suspect she's boring in bed, thats why btrad left her.

i got his number, shall i phone him and ask him?

**Sri Hanuman** · Posted On: 5/27/2010 7:44am

Originally Posted by Lebell

i think Brad pitt dumped that aniston cos she's totally boring in bed.
she prob wnt let a guy eat her ***** because its ' down there' where angelina can suck a tennisball through a gardenhose and could be made horny enough to go atm.

i agree aniston is the better looking of te two but i also suspect she's boring in bed, thats why btrad left her.

Oh, for ****'s sake...
that's nothing a bottle of vintage Bordeaux wouldn't fix.

**Lebell** · Posted On: 5/27/2010 7:49am

Originally Posted by Sri Hanuman

Oh, for ****'s sake...
that's nothing a bottle of vintage Bordeaux wouldn't fix.

i used have this chick, she was my squeeze and i was her boyfriend.
awesome body, good tits, but she hadnt got a clue in the bed.
when we'd hit it after going out it actually would be worse.
too bad really, she had the body of a pornstar but no clue what to do with it.

**Devil** · Posted On: 5/27/2010 7:57am

Originally Posted by Lebell

i used have this chick, she was my squeeze and i was her boyfriend.
awesome body, good tits, but she hadnt got a clue in the bed.
when we'd hit it after going out it actually would be worse.
too bad really, she had the body of a pornstar but no clue what to do with it.

Sounds like a coaching opportunity. You failed.

**Sri Hanuman** · Posted On: 5/27/2010 8:01am

Originally Posted by devil

Sounds like a coaching opportunity. You failed.

Seconded.
Srsly, Lebell, I'm a little disappointed in you right now.
I expected a lot more of fellow hardened hedonist.

**Lebell** · Posted On: 5/27/2010 8:10am

Originally Posted by devil

Sounds like a coaching opportunity. You failed.

No it wasn't, trust me.
The girl really had an awesome body, and a tight funhole.
good tits and nice style as in dressing/hair style, think lara croft, same type hair too etc.
so for me thats a wet dream, but its goddamn frustrating when a chick like that wants to connect and discuss whats going on in her life while you just want to ravage her like there's no tomorrow.

shame really.

**Devil** · Posted On: 5/27/2010 8:16am

Originally Posted by Lebell

No it wasn't, trust me.
The girl really had an awesome body, and a tight funhole.
good tits and nice style as in dressing/hair style, think lara croft, same type hair too etc.
so for me thats a wet dream, but its goddamn frustrating when a chick like that wants to connect and discuss whats going on in her life while you just want to ravage her like there's no tomorrow.

shame really.

Dude, you have to improve your acting. Pretend you have feelings, act like you give a **** about her stupid life, etc. Then she'll go out of her way to please you. It's called game.