Posted On:11/17/2002 8:35pm
your version of chi sau leaves you with sticky fingers and not sticky hands
Fig Newtons are fruit and cake, suckah.
Posted On:12/03/2002 6:45pm
Style: Buffalo Wing Chun
When people ask you "What style do you do?" You respond "Tae Kwon.....in the butt" and run off giggling like a school girl.
"But some apes they gotta go, so we kill the ones we don't know" - 'Ape shall never kill Ape' by The Vandals
Apu: "Oh! You have just been Apu'd!"
Posted On:12/03/2002 6:51pm
Style: JKD, BJJ
You have to run to the change room every time your instructor tells you to "Take the Mount".
Those white gi's do nothing for your complection.
You were SO disappointed when you found out what a "rear naked" really was.
You think "All this time I was an expert at North/South and didn't know it!"
"I'm not tense; just terribly, terribly alert."
Edited by - JKDChick on December 03 2002 18:58:20
Monkey Ninjas! Attack!
Posted On:12/03/2002 9:07pm
these guys probably still don't know what a rear naked is.....
Posted On:12/05/2002 4:46pm
Do you mean like a rear naked choke?
OFFICIAL Mayor of Cwcville
Posted On:12/07/2002 6:23am
Style: Electricity, Speed
You find yourself sexually attracted to martial artists of the same sex.
That's all I could come up with.
Captain's Log: Just a little update for all my TRUE and HONEST friends out there:
1) I am STRAIGHT! I am STRAIGHT! Get it through your thick skulls, numbskulls!
2) My name is not Ian Brandon Something.
3) Kacey is coming with me now. I have stolen her from the other Christian Weston Chandler.
REMINDER: I am still the one and only true creator of sonichu and rosechu electric hedgehog pokemon
Posted On:12/09/2002 12:58pm
- You have NEVER trained against a live resisting opponent.
- You believe you can disarm a knife weilding assailent.
- You believe Bruce Lee could beat anyone under any conditions.
- Before you go sleep you pray that grappling will be gone in the morning.
(that ones for DCM "Head in the sand" Fighter)
- You ingnore the lessons learned from the early MMA competitions.
- You never ask yourself questions about your training methods or do anything to improve weaknesses.
"The truth is often too simple – or it hurts – or it might mean too many changes. In short the truth is not palatable, it strikes at the heart of lost souls and forces them, momentarily, to see just how far astray they are." - Geoff Thompson
"You realise the transformations give a man enough strength to destroy a truck with his bare hands!?
YOU HAVE BETRAYED ME, IN THE WORST POSSIBLE MANNER!!" - KiWarrior
"Sport ? That kind of thing's not my bag baby!" - Sammy Franco
"This system was developed with the help of notible BJJ fighter Ribbon Muchado." - "Sifu" Anthony Iglesias
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