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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    I'll start it off, everyone add something, let's not have it turn into a flamewar.

    1. Instead of a gi, you wear a Peter Pan costume.
    2. For some reason, your back mount escapes never work.
    3. You take BJJ so you can roll with men (and you're not a woman).
    4. Your instructor constantly complains about how your escrima sticks smell like ****.
    5. Somehow, you manage to yell with a lisp.
    6. Your slapping technique is vastly superior to that of your teacher.

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    And that's what I call REAL Ultimate Power!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    "The morning glory blooms for an hour. It differs not at heart from the giant pine, which lives for a thousand years."

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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    - You take Aikido so you can wear something that sort of looks like a skirt. (No offense to Aikido)
    - You complain that there isn't a pink belt.
    - You take Judo so you can grab other guys.
    - People know you as "That Romo green belt"
    - Your knifehand strike looks more like a sissy slap.
    - You're constantly bending over to roll up your uniform pants.


    "Only those who push themselves to the limit will know how far they can go?!"

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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    1) your name is mercurius.
    2) your name is taekwondorob.

    just playing in a non-flamewar way. :P

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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    -you insist that fighting "shouldent hurt".
    -the fact that you cant make people tapout, is not due to your beeing weak, its due to their being "insesitive".
    -you dont like to sweat during workouts (if you do you imediately go to change your "outfit").
    -you think mr. shamrock looks "cute".

    Edited by - dorje on November 10 2002 13:07:37

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    - IF YOUR NAME IS POORBOY!

    Heh, it's all in good fun.

    "Only those who push themselves to the limit will know how far they can go?!"

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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    If you engage in slap-fighting for points wearing a vest with big dots on it, using your feet.

    <Me> John, what do you know about Zen Buddhism? <John> *smacks me*
    <John> I'd have to smack you sometime...
    Katana, on 540 kicks: "Hang from a ceiling fan with both hands. Flail your feet out and ask people to walk into you as you hit their face."

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    9chambers
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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    You know you are a romosexual martial artist if ...

    * your favorite grappling position is the rear guard
    * you are always asking guys what size their cup is
    * you refer to the guard as the missionary position
    * your gi has a flap in the back
    * your hero is Emin Boztepe because he grabs nuts a lot on his demo videos :)
    * you watch the UFC alone in your room .. at night
    * You like point sparring pads because the big red pads on your feet make you look like Ronald McDonald

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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    there it is...i was waiting for it.

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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    you enjoy head butting other men in the groin with your face.
    your favorite finishing position is tea bagging your opponents.

    you like to bow and touch your own ass.

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    The guard isn't the missionary position?

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