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    You wore an advertisment you are now a reverse Tapout douche.

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    Lame post. Lets start posting every boring and general convo we have remotely martial arts related.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Machette View Post
    Why didn't you just do this until the police arrived?

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    Mr.Machette you make me laugh
    I love how the guy just says nice after jumps or flips, stuff thats high, or fast.


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    Quote Originally Posted by 13ringinheat View Post
    Lame post. Lets start posting every boring and general convo we have remotely martial arts related.
    Well there was this one time where my friend was like
    Friend: Hey do you know Karate?
    Me: Uh yeah I guess so
    Friend: could you beat up everybody
    Me: I wouldn't be able to, my teacher has told me that the only times I can use the art are in life or death situations dot dot dot
    Friend: wow well I respect you and love you kbye
    Me: Bye dude

    Really though I could....
    :home:

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    **** you alucard, i read your whole taekwonversation there waiting for something cool or funny and there WAS NOTHING

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    Uhm, Alex.... he DID say "burrow" instead of "borrow."

    Yeah. I'm gonna' go with that.
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    I was led to believe there would be an interesting conversation here. You stole two minutes of my life.

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    Here is the conversation I had with my friend on the phone the other night.

    Him: My friends in New Zealand are all into wing chun.

    Me: I'm not.

    Him: Why not?

    Me: *gives reasons*

    Him: So what about karate?

    Me: That's a very general term.

    Him: What do you mean?

    Me: *explains in simplistic way*

    Him: So, what do you do?

    Me: Judo.

    Him: What would you say are the best styles with this "aliveness" you explained before?

    Me: Kyokushin karate, Muay Thai, Judo, Jiu Jitsu are accepted by martial art peers as alive arts.

    Him: What is the best for fitness?

    Me: In my opinion, judo and jiu jitsu because you have to learn to breathe with people crushing your lungs. If you want, come do judo with me...

    Him: Nah, I want something that'll teach me discipline.

    Me: *clickbeepbeepbeepbeepbeep*

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    Quote Originally Posted by Southpaw View Post
    Alucard619--

    Congratulations on your simple conversation w/ a stranger. What I'm trying to figure out is why the hell you thought it was a good idea to post it on the internet. What function did that serve?

    Might we be entertained by your interaction w/ the gas station attendant next?

    I'm waiting on pins and needles...
    It's just part 1 of the rape victim report when the stranger clocked him over the head with an empty Thunderbird bottle and bound and gagged him with his red instructor's jacket behind the CVS trash dumpsters.

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    Here is my conversation that occurred yesterday when i was at the mall:

    Random person: Is that a black belt?

    Me: Yea i got it on sale at Macy's they also have some nice shirts on sale.

    Random Person: Ok thanks i will check it out.

    We nod to each other and leave.

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