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  1. hpr is offline
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    5/17/2010 4:26pm


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    Quote Originally Posted by Chado View Post
    That's actually pretty fucking awesome.
    Curiosity killed the cat. But damn it had a blast.
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     Style: Aiki Jujitsu, Kyokushin

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    Quote Originally Posted by hpr View Post
    That's actually pretty fucking awesome.
    Yeah, half of me thinks "That's useless isn't it?" but the other half thinks "That would knock my ass out if he pulled one off".
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     Style: Kyokushin Karate / BJJ

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    You know ... I hate it when a fighter loses and **** like this happens, and it happens all the God damn time. Why people can't just go "well, Machida was beaten by a better fighter, he got caught (big time) and went down" this doesn't take his 16 victories away or that that dominated the LHW division in the UFC to get to this point to begin with.

    At least I won't have to listen to touch sparrers hugging his nuts and claiming that it's the shiz nizzle anymore.
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     Style: -TKD--BJJ-

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lysol View Post
    let me describe them: GUY #1, as he'll be referred to from this point on, is a "wise and enlightened" 30 something who squints when he talks and never got the memo that headbands are only sacred gear in The Karate Kid. GUY #2, as he'll be referred to from this point on, is a spitting image of Bruce Lee's beef with karate: He's a black belt who probably couldn't do a pull-up if he was allowed to jump and bicycle the entire way and, judging by the Ranch dressing abortion with cheese melted on top he was eating for breakfast, couldn't be bothered by such nonsense as "nutrition".
    :ninjafigh:snorting: LMFAO I LOVE IT WHEN THOSE PEOPLE WANT TO SAY THEY CAN DO THIS, AND THAT, BUT YOU KNOW THEY CANT TIE THEIR SHOES WITHOUT LOSING BREATH...
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    My guns bigger than Scrapper's!

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     Style: Kakutogi

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lysol View Post
    It's the first time I heard of this as well. Perhaps this only happens in their style. I didn't bother asking where they taught, because that might imply that I had any intention on training in their style. Perhaps it's their own creation, used only at their tournaments?
    There is no standard rules for a karate tournament. Here is just a sample of some of the retarded ones I've encountered (mainly in backwoods krotty tournaments) and how I fared:


    Continuous Sparring - Its not stop and start like normal matches you keep on fighting and the judges tally up the score. You have to throw one kick for every 3 punches. Sounds great BUT in first one I entered there was no striking the face. You can strike the sides of the head, ala ridge hand, but not the face. It wasn't a Kyokushin bareknuckle match, we had gloves AND mouthpieces but you couldn't hit the face. I almost got DQed because I always lead in with a jab to the face.

    "Knockout" Sparring- There is a reason KO is in quotes. Start and stop, no contact format. The judges would decide if the strike that scored the point would have been a KO or not. They seemed to only judge flashy krotty
    moves as KO. I got in an argument with a judge who said, "There are no hooks in Karate." Because he didn't think my hook to the jaw would have been KO but a jumping karate chop to the TOP of my head would have been. I asked him if there was no hooks then what was MAWASHI TSUKI. He said there is a MAWASHI GERI but no MAWASHI TSUKI. I asked how many box tops did he use to get his Black Belt. He wanted to kick me out the tournametnt for disrespect. He got madder when another black belt (I was a BB also but he was an uberdan and a judge) told him I was right. The rest of the tournament I did all sorts of retarded **** like jumping 360 ridgehands screaming dumbass Japanese (OMAE WA KUSO!) and "WON!"

    "DEATHMATCH" - Start stop format, supposedly full contact, fight bare chested!!! I didn't compete in this but I went to watch. I was in a MA store in Orlando and a guy was explaining loudly that he was getting ready for a karate DEATHMATCH! I was intrigued. This slender ponytail having (this was early 90s were a ponytail bestows awesome MA powers but still trumped by the mullet) individual was going to throwdown. Ask him where its going to be at he gives me the address and I show up the following Saturday. There is only one mat. All the competitors are sitting seiza along the edges. They are wearing karate pants and black belts. All bare "chested" (ok I'm prejudice I believe having a chest means I can distinguish your pecs from the rest of your torso). The no protective gear. The full contact was subjective. It seemed that points were scored by the sounds of the strikes. One guy did a backhand slap to his opponents chest there was a loud smack but otherwise wouldn't have done any damage. The crowd owed and awed.
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    Posted On:
    5/17/2010 10:43pm


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     Style: Kenkojuku Karate, Judo

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gezere View Post
    Because he didn't think my hook to the jaw would have been KO but a jumping karate chop to the TOP of my head would have been.
    Yeah, and? (see: 0:55)

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    My guns bigger than Scrapper's!

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    Posted On:
    5/18/2010 12:07am

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     Style: Kakutogi

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    Not fair its Sonny Chiba. EVERYTHING he does is a KO! If you don't like it he'll rip your balls off!
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    RIP SOLDIER

    Didn't anyone ever tell him a fat man could never be a ninja
    -Gene, GODHAND

    You can't practice Judo just to win a Judo Match! You practice so that no matter what happens, you can win using Judo!
    The key to fighting two men at once is to be much tougher than both of them.
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    5/18/2010 12:10am


     Style: The Way of Hand and Foot

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    I like Lyoto Machida but Jesus people don't make him into a god.
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    Posted On:
    5/18/2010 1:02am


     Style: Judo, ITF, MT

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    Quote Originally Posted by Alucard619 View Post
    I like Lyoto Machida but Jesus people don't make him into a god.
    You mean he isn't?

    Better take his image off the cross then.... whoops.
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