Teh Stoopid (Machida Inspired Addition)

**Ninnong** · Posted On: 5/17/2010 1:56pm

Your conversation sorta reminded me about one I had with a friend of mine about "Loopy Fist" or some Naruto crap he says he uses for self defense at his engineering school.

**shelbydeth** · Posted On: 5/17/2010 2:02pm

Haha boners...I hadn't really noticed that you were gone until I read this, but I'm glad you are back Lysol.

**helmutlvx** · Posted On: 5/17/2010 2:14pm

"NECK BREAK" is now my favorite thing of the week.

Anyone who wears a headband in public (besides sushi chef) is indeed, a boner. Nice job.

**Iratebadger** · Posted On: 5/17/2010 2:25pm

I can somewhat emphasise with the karate rage. Karate guy in my year occasionally gives blood-pressure raging gems such as on how rubbish boxing is. Of course, my word against his is worthless as he does t3h d3dly. Those guys were really something though!

**Uncle Skippy** · Posted On: 5/17/2010 2:38pm

Originally Posted by Lysol

"but at our tournaments, we play by the rules of the streets".

Payment up front for service. Extra "services" are at the discretion of the girl.

What the hell kind of tournaments are they running?

**Uncle Skippy** · Posted On: 5/17/2010 2:48pm

**Kintanon** · Posted On: 5/17/2010 2:53pm

Originally Posted by Uncle Skippy

Payment up front for service. Extra "services" are at the discretion of the girl.

What the hell kind of tournaments are they running?
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Clearly ones where somebody gets screwed.

**devilboy7778** · Posted On: 5/17/2010 3:06pm

I have a friend who looked like he was going to cry when I told him that Bruce Lee would be defeated my Anderson Silva any day of the weak.

**Stu-Jitsu** · Posted On: 5/17/2010 3:22pm

They're right, Machida got robbed.

Both fights against Shogun, I clearly heard him shout "NEEEECKBREEEAAAK!!!11!!1one" about five times. Travesty.

Stu xD

**Chado** · Posted On: 5/17/2010 4:00pm

Who needs tapping? Why MMA didn't use it earlier?! Tapping must be replaced with the 'NECK BREAK' scream.

Lyson if you take the offer and you go to that ninjy dojo, please upload something, I believe everyone wants to see the 'street rules' in practise... and the 'NECKBREAK' of course.

But probably they will go like :

YouTube- kung fu

You can answer:

YouTube- This... is... SPARTA! WTF BOOM!

Use MMA instead of Sparta.

The reaction of the man in the second video will probably be the one on their face when you will scream first 'NECKBREAK'