"If I wanted first base, an argument, and someone pretending to be asleep, I would have spent New Year’s with my girlfriend!" ...no words. Other than Seanbaby is amazing, of course.
Ever since that head story link was posted here I have been hooked on cracked.com, every night at 10:30 (EST) they put out the new articles so I go to sleep reading them. Sometimes they miss the mark, but they hit it more often than not. Seanbaby has some classic **** and Robert Brockway (Word Puncher) wracks my body with laughter so much that my fiancee kicks me out of bed cause she can't sleep.